Kelly

I never got into twitter, but I keep hoping those brilliant connections will develop despite only leaving “💙” and not taking the risk to say more.

I’m not sure my heart can handle much more of Velveeta Voldemort’s antics. At some point, ever present anxiety reaction is going to slide over the line into cPTSD and I simply won’t be able to care anymore.

So Russia is an ally but Canada is our enemy?

being sick over 40 is an adventure nothing tastes good except food you’re not allowed to eat you’re still horny for some reason despite feeling like shit and then you cough-pee a little and cry life is beautiful

Think of your protests as a death of a thousand cuts for the Trump regime, no matter how small your protest, march, or action is, it counts. It's not just you but thousands if not hundreds of thousands nationwide and internationally doing their part. Together you are growing stronger. #3E

One day he’s telling us that tariffs are amazing because they will bring lots of new jobs to the US and raise so much money we won’t have to pay income tax, then the next day he’s telling us we aren’t doing them because people were nice to him on the phone.

French Senator Claude Malhuret:

"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Where are we going? Can I bring my cats?

Pro tip - when the Kremlin is praising your foreign policy, you have the WRONG foreign policy.

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

A group of armored knights hold colorful shields featuring various symbols, while a dragon looms above. Text urges unity against injustice.

Protests are picking up momentum worldwide, now that the weather is heating up expect your numbers to surge. Share your best protest signs and upcoming events below to inspire and motivate others to join the movement! #3E

Daughter: “Mom, what would you do if you had a penis for a day?”
Me: “I’d probably get a raise.”

"MAGA wants peace in the same way a guy that beats his wife just wants a happy marriage."

“Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.”

— James Baldwin

I hope that I come back as a tree in my next life because I’ve had enough of humans. Imagine doing nothing all day but swishing your leaves and going “shhhh wshhhh”. I like that.

I know I’m my best when I’m my most compassionate but holy fuck sometimes I just want to be an instrument of karma.

@rubinallergy.bsky.social For those of us who were vaccinated as kids, is there a length/ limit to the effectiveness? Should people over X age be asking about boosters?

In the theme of family game night, what about a coaster-slash-level/life/wins basic # tracker combo? Somewhere to keep your glass with built in (etched) numbers on the other side. You could use dry erase markers or a pebble/dude/whatever to keep track.

The government asked the Hon. Leo T. Sorokin if they could violate little a the Fourteenth Amendment as a treat. His answer, lightly paraphrased, was “Not just no, but FUCK no.”

Just saw someone refer to Grimes as Manic Pixie Eva Braun, and that's going into my personal lexicon immediately.

All the folks who exited NBC today. Seen together, hoo boy. Message received.

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