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Oyster Wallace

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IPA's look like NFT's #ipa #nft

23.01.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now this is fucking bluesky!!!!

22.12.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing everyone seems to forget about playing music is that you need to put some stank on it

02.11.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bape Cod

16.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.09.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rappers today have nasty bars like

I KEEP THAT DICK ON ME
LET IT SPRAY ON YOU
WHEN IT SHIT, I PLUG THE BUTT
IT CUMS ROUNDS TOO (round two)

18.09.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to do more fun things before they make it all illegal

17.05.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's my impression of going to the fucking store.

24.05.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"GloRilla needs to be studied," we all say in unison as we load tranquilizers and nets into a jeep

24.03.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They need to make a city for people who drive

23.03.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the Emmy's, throwing popcorn at my TV and screaming that they snubbed Viceland's "Hamburger America."

21.03.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a Chicago artist probably puts AirTags on stray dogs and charts their location on a map until they die... and ladies he's the most fuckable man on the planet

17.03.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vaping a huge cloud walking into a Cava, feeling readier than I've ever felt to overcome my differences with a senior in small talk.

06.03.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WeWork chain gang

06.03.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would I try to fit in with all the cool kids when I can just be a BPD rapist on my own?

06.03.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Mom, get ready to be black pilled" I say smugly as I turn the TV off of Fat Families and onto Jon Oliver.

03.03.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The interior design is blasting off

27.02.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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her body turns yellow

10.02.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am the apostate against the war Crumbl Cookie has waged on Black People.

06.02.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

White People listening to Pinback like "damn, White People cooked with this one."

01.02.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They say the average human intestine 12 foot long. Whatchu talmbout? I'm only 5 foot 3!

28.01.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I saw the cross on the back of a tow truck and when I closed my eyes I had a vision of Jesus being towed away...

They say art makes you think, but also you thinking makes art...

27.01.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE Brad Macomber? Of Nerd Knuckle effects and my favorite Boston sludge and metallic hardcore bands? The guy who's wife stopped to compliment my Phantom Glue shirt as I was walking out of a Coolidge Corner 7-11 high as fuck in high school?

THAT Brad Macomber?

27.01.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have actually been thinking more about this, let me know if you're serious

26.01.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Destroy Lonely? More like Destroyed Liver from drinking all that fucking lean.

26.01.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#news #eurovision #sketch #satire #mandarin

23.01.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When life gives you felons….

19.01.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0
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#ANE2025

18.01.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What were they thinking naming that car da palisades

15.01.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0