BSKY, let us edit posts, you neanderthals.
30.08.2025 04:20 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@cockyprick.reverie.masto.host.ap.brid.gy
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BSKY, let us edit posts, you neanderthals.
30.08.2025 04:20 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0[His mouth is too full of marshmallow to reply but he's grinning, eyes connecting briefly with Stefan's. She's full of shit and they both know it. And there was some sort of conquest in that.]
30.08.2025 04:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A slow and painful death. [His response is matter-of-fact, given without thought before he blows on his perfectly roasted marshmallow.] You're gonna have nightmares tonight, aren't you?
30.08.2025 03:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A slow and painful death. [His response is matter-of-fact, given without though before he blows on his perfectly roasted marshmallow.] You're gonna have nightmares tonight, aren't you?
30.08.2025 03:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[Fakes like he can't hear the two of them talking as he chooses the perfect roasting stick and returns to the fire pit.] You know what I think?
[Whittles the stick to a sharp point before piercing two marshmallows and holding them over the fire.] Fire was ππ£πππ¦π‘βπππ. Fire was a god. You [β¦]
[Frowns because nobody offered him a marshmallow.] Don't mind me, helping ππ¦π πππ. [Realizes he doesn't have a stick.] Hold on, I'll be back.
30.08.2025 02:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[Cracks a beer.] This thing still working? (was it ever?) Happy Friday, losers.
30.08.2025 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elena loves me. [β₯οΈ]
12.07.2025 03:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Give Ty some love.
11.07.2025 17:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have a PhD in Overthinking and I'm currently working on a master's degree in Self-Doubt. How 'bout you?
09.07.2025 02:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Time for my semi-annual social media appearance, now with extended reach.
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