🍸📚Mo 🍑🪭

I wanna go home and I can’t without looking like a bitch

Sleeping in my own bed tonight so I can listen to lofi, watch my asmr videos, and read my book sipping tea without worrying about waking someone else up/being embarrassed

I wanted to sleep alone so why did you join me in bed at 7am. Like that’s the whole thing I wanted to get good sleep and wake up refreshed and you ruined the last 3 hours and made me miss my fucjing doc appt two days in a row

Period poops are ruining my life

dead men can’t rape

people who litter are reincarnated as torn plastic shopping bags and blown onto tree branches for all eternity

At work we have repeatedly had problems with external marketing companies we partner with turning in ChatGPT-generated writing

At least this last one didn't deny it when I said "I can tell this is generated" but what the fuck

If you can't be bothered to write it, we're not paying you for it

Someone I served on big 12 reached out to my boss to say they want to tip me extra 5 days after the fact and sent me $200 Venmo imma cry

The Rorschach test, but instead of inkblots, it’s the wet spots on the sheets.

God I love day drinking

This is not my day

“You don’t have to send me a billion snap videos you can call me” first of all: it was a minute long video. Second of all: sometimes I don’t have time to call and have a whole conversation about the minute thing I’m yapping about

*spitting out a sip of poop water* is there still flouride in this?

PINK PONY CLUB

This is literally me in case you care

Never in my life would I see my aunts song used as a meme on the internet

Can we bring back whimsy? I want things to be silly again.

That fleeting whimsy and imagination where you're 11.

Find a crystal and pretend you're sailor moon. Where you hold a tennis ball and draw stars on them to pretend they are dragon balls. The imagination where the wind became a clow card.

Omg I get a Chappell tattoo in a week!

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

Me, being the same age as her, thought “that’s kinda weird” and then the shit about her being a fan of the band when they were still small and local at 14, god so gross he knew who tf she was and how old

Doesn’t feel safe to say this on twitter, but jfc I’m so glad waterparks finally dropped jawn. I took a step back from that fanbase in 2017/18 when I found out she was 18 when they “officially” started dating, and he was like 25 and just did her gd senior portraits

The legendary Nobumasa Konagai sadly passed away on February 2 at the age of 94.

He was one of the founders of Hakusensha, founder of the popular Hana to Yume and LaLa magazines, and was a former editor in chief of Bessatsu Margaret as well. RIP.

This is my ideal set up

Not good!

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Anyone else need to use like 2 razors and 3 showers to fully shave their legs after not for months? Just me?

Sleeping on the job smh

Thawing out chili, boiling water for tea, almost done folding my second load of laundry, and watching haikyuu

I took a shower and washed my hair and I suddenly don’t want to kms anymore

Blue sky I need you to get more entertaining pls