Watched this review and now I gotta watch this movie.
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THE BURNT KERNEL RATING SYSTEM The more Burnt Kernels a movie has the technically worse it is. (i.e. 1/5 is better made than 5/5) EXTRAS Butter - The movie has nudity. Free Refills - The movie is enjoyable. Avatar created by @JoeRocks1981.bsky.social
Watched this review and now I gotta watch this movie.
youtu.be/knPmqnv0yrU?...
Big fan of this movie. youtu.be/6_z_AgZ7nks?...
02.12.2025 17:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love me some Don Dohler alien invasion flick!
01.12.2025 04:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Movie poster for Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas (2014)
Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas (2014)
TMDB score 51%
This isn't just a Christmas miracle... It's Christmas magic! In this heart-warming family tale, rescue dog Shelby manages to escape the dog pound on Christmas Eve and runs straight into the arms of little Jake (John Paul Ruttan, Robocop).
Movie poster for Fortune Cookie (1991)
Fortune Cookie (1991)
TMDB score 45%
A struggling door-to-door salesman becomes addicted to collecting the paper messages of good fortune found inside fortune cookies served as dessert at Chinese restaurants in the United States.
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"Magus" (2008) - Julia Strains little sister Lizzy trains her widower wizard uncle to fight the titular 'Magus'. We get wizard duels, cheap CGI, Julia Strain boobs, and a random edited in scene of hardcore porn.
4 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter and Free Refills
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Just one of the songs in this movie:
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"Bad History" (1989) - This is an insane, Japanese, musical, vanity project made by a guy obsessed with "West Side Story", Michael Jackson, choreography, and surprisingly kickass music. If this had a soundtrack I would buy it.
3.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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It's called fashion.
30.11.2025 03:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"American Commando Ninja" (1987) - Directed by the same man as "The Dragon Lives Again" (1977) this has a hilariously bad dub, Confederate flag booty shorts, and the love between a Japanese ninja and a master of 'Hokus Pokus'.
4 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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I actually recommended this movie to them, as well as the first one. Check it out.
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"Crack House of the Dead" (2021) - This is basically a micro budget Tubi "Night of the Living Dead' vanity project set in Detroit where the best actor is an ex-porn star who is most famous for being in Derek Savage Cool Cat movies.
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter
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"Amityville Turkey Day" (2024) - This sequel (I guess) to "Amityville Thanksgiving" (2022) is also a boring, nonsensical, no budget, waste of time, that you should skip as it is not even riffable. Ignore my warning at your mind numbing peril.
5.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels
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βEmpire of the Spiritual Ninjaβ (aka βAmerican Force Ninjaβ) (1988) - Bruce Lambert (aka Godfrey Ho) edited ninjas lead by an evil warlord wearing a headband with a βTibetan Good Luck Symbolβ on it into a action movie.
3.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter and Free Refills
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"Airliner Sky Battle" (2020) - A personal favorite Asylum movie with a total disregards for the very concept of physics featuring Dr. Bai Ling commanding a 4 star general how to ram one commercial airliner into another crash.
3.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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No budget scream queen Mel Heflin is in this. Just gave her a follow on here.
23.11.2025 05:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someday Iβll convince my bad movie group to marathon this franchise like we did the βWitchcraftβ series. Someday.
23.11.2025 05:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you can believe it, we're back at Camp Blood once again!
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"Cutting Moments" (1996) - This horror anthology is really more a collection of short film made over nearly a decade thrown together to capitalize on the fact that Tom Savini worked on one of them. Sadly it's just boring.
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter
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This week, weβre joined once again by the newest inductee into the Three Timerβs Club: Nicki, from @trivialtheater.bsky.social for a discussion of the audio commentar(ies) for your wonky yet affable hostβs favorite film of 2024: βHundreds of Beaversβ. #FilmSky
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17.11.2025 04:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Lady Battle Cop" (1990) - This is basically a fun tokusatsu ripoff of "RoboCop" (1987) produced by Sega Enterprises (yes THAT Sega) and Toei Company ("Dragon Ball", "One Piece", "Sailor Moon", "Kamen Rider", etc...).
2 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter
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"Circle of Pain" (2010) - This is basically an MMA version of "Kickboxer" (1989) if it was produced by TapOut or the Affliction clothing company in which Bai Ling bangs Heath Herring and Dean Cain is in a wheelchair.
2.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter
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"Darktown Strutters" (1975) - This movie is a controversial, absurd, slapstick, satirical parody about racial stereotypes written by the director "Grosse Pointe Blank" (1997). It is also a musical with a kickass soundtrack.
3 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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Anything even near βBaby Catβ needs to be riffed. Iβll have to check this out soon.
14.11.2025 17:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This week! 'Have you ever wanted to birth a live kitten?' is the social litmus test I feel we should all live by...
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"The Lurking" (2015) - This movie is just two drunk stoners going into the serial killer infested Wisconsin woods and doing drugs. It's only 61 minutes long but feels well over 4 hours, so just know that if you try and watch it.
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter
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Speaking of said deadly cyborg henchman he is played by world karate champion, Michael Laurin. You might not know this, but beyond being a world karate champion Michael Laurin is also a horrible actor. He is not the only one either as this movie is full of next level bad acting.
14.11.2025 02:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Cyber Seeker" (1983) - In 2020 a global pandemic wipes out much of the population leaving the city of New Los Angeles, vial of Super AIDS, a cyborg henchman, drunkish Don Stroud, Joe Estevez and terrible fight scenes.
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter
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