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THE BURNT KERNEL RATING SYSTEM The more Burnt Kernels a movie has the technically worse it is. (i.e. 1/5 is better made than 5/5) EXTRAS Butter - The movie has nudity. Free Refills - The movie is enjoyable. Avatar created by @JoeRocks1981.bsky.social
Just watched Amityville in the Hood (2021)! A gang uses the Amityville House as a place to grow pot and then ships the cursed weed to Compton for distribution! The tripweed turns those who smoke it into possessed zombies! A burned-out detective tries to stop the drugs flow & the Evil!
08.03.2026 18:12 — 👍 268 🔁 29 💬 35 📌 12
Roberta Findlay's work in horror is largely obscure, but not without a few intriguing entries. Perhaps her best is 1988's Prime Evil about a cult looking to resurrect the Devil himself (and the demonic puppet is freaking awesome in the cheesiest way possible).
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08.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Born into a Dream" (2023) - Damian Chapa presumably made this as a star vehicle for his son Luke O'Brien (Chapa) who might be the worst actor ever. More 'endurance test' than entertainment this is only for the cinema-sadist, so be warned.
5.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels
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"At Dawn They Sleep" (1999) - This fantastic little vanity project was made by Brian Paulin who plays a former drug lord who gets turned into a vampire by nude female Angels so he can kill all of mankind.
4.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with tons of Butter and Free Refills
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"Night Claws" (2012) - To end Rebruary this year we return to his penultimate film made by David A. Prior featuring a "Jaws" (1975) but with Bigfoot plot, Ted Prior, Frank Stallone, and one hell of a twist ending.
3.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter
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"Dead 7" (2016) - Did you know that the members of Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 Degree, O-Town, Crazy Town, and Everclear made a low budget, post-apocalyptic, dark comedy, zombie western released by The Asylum for the SYFY Channel? Now you do.
2 / 5 Burnt Kernels
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27.02.2026 09:30 —
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Movie poster for Elysium (2003)
Elysium (2003)
TMDB score 44%
In the year 2113, the earth is attacked by the inhabitants of Elysium, a planet located at the end of the Galaxy. Four men join in the final battle to save the planet.
#movies #moviesky #badmovies
Indeed it is.
26.02.2026 14:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh and the movie ends with the cast mooning the camera.
26.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“One Wierd Flick” (1991) - A group of human-looking alien biologists arrive on Earth to study humans by placing slices of American cheese on peoples heads that cause incoherent hallucinations and mental powers in this no budget, amateur, home movie.
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels
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"Robowar" (1988) - Another of Rebs collaboration with infamous Italian director; Bruno Mattei this one is basically “Predator” (1987) but with a “RoboCop” (1987) like cyborg instead of the Yautja and with nowhere near the budget.
3.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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Oh and the kid on the cover is not in the movie.
25.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Revenge of the Red Baron" (1994) - Mickey Rooney shot down the Red Baron and made a RC plane out of the pieces. Now it’s possessed by the WW1 ace and trying to violently kill him and his 19 year old grandson, Tobey Maguire.
3 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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Always love a good John Saxon / George Eastman post apoc arm wrestling movie.
24.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New bad movie review out now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9dT...
23.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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"Mazes and Monsters" (1982) - This made for TV movie is based on a 'Satanic Panic' misinformed novel about role-playing and mental illness featuring a young Tom Hanks in his first leading role and the Twin Towers of all places.
2.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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“Deception” (2010) - This was made by none other than Vitaliy Versace the man behind the infamous “Born into Mafia” (2007). If you have not yet seen that steaming-piles-of-cinema you need to do so ASAP as both it and this movie are insane.
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels
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“Strike Commando” (1987) - The glorious month of Rebruary continues this week with an Italian ripoff of “Rambo 2” (1985), one of the two Reb made with notorious Italian director; Bruno Mattei (the other being 1989s “RoboWar”).
3 .5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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Re-Watching Splinter (2008)!
The thought that even the slightest splinter could start making you mutate, is enough to turn everyone into hypochondriacs! Soon the slightest cough means bronchitis, & an itch has to be leprosy! Since nobody can afford insurance, guess we'll just run it under the tap!
“Deception” (2010) - This was made by none other than Vitaliy Versace. If that name sounds familiar it’s likely as the man behind the infamous “Born into Mafia” (2007). If you’re familiar with that movie you know just what you’re in for with this one.
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels
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