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THE BURNT KERNEL RATING SYSTEM The more Burnt Kernels a movie has the technically worse it is. (i.e. 1/5 is better made than 5/5) EXTRAS Butter - The movie has nudity. Free Refills - The movie is enjoyable. Avatar created by @JoeRocks1981.bsky.social
"Death Bitch" (2024) - This movie is basically a trashy, no budget, knockoff of “Death Wish” (1974) featuring former adult film star Bridget 'the Midget' Powers (“Tiptoes” 2002) as the stab-happy Stella 'Doggie Door' Smith.
4.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter
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I’ve enjoyed this movie ever since e first seeing a long time ago. The RiffTrax is hilarious, highly suggest. The sequel “Intercessor: Another Rock ‘N’ Roll Nightmare” (2005) is far worse, and at one time was on my top ten worst films I’ve ever seen list. Enjoy. youtu.be/Cqou25nmHwo?...
04.12.2025 13:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare is the second Jon Mikl Thor movie I covered on this blog and woo boy... I don't need to do any others. Not in a bad way. This is the pinnacle.
Read the review from July 2018 at wp.me/p9XNnZ-rY
Sweet.
03.12.2025 23:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You should make the little guy ‘Ai’.
03.12.2025 17:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Watched this review and now I gotta watch this movie.
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Big fan of this movie. youtu.be/6_z_AgZ7nks?...
02.12.2025 17:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love me some Don Dohler alien invasion flick!
01.12.2025 04:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Movie poster for Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas (2014)
Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas (2014)
TMDB score 51%
This isn't just a Christmas miracle... It's Christmas magic! In this heart-warming family tale, rescue dog Shelby manages to escape the dog pound on Christmas Eve and runs straight into the arms of little Jake (John Paul Ruttan, Robocop).
Movie poster for Fortune Cookie (1991)
Fortune Cookie (1991)
TMDB score 45%
A struggling door-to-door salesman becomes addicted to collecting the paper messages of good fortune found inside fortune cookies served as dessert at Chinese restaurants in the United States.
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"Magus" (2008) - Julia Strains little sister Lizzy trains her widower wizard uncle to fight the titular 'Magus'. We get wizard duels, cheap CGI, Julia Strain boobs, and a random edited in scene of hardcore porn.
4 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter and Free Refills
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Just one of the songs in this movie:
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"Bad History" (1989) - This is an insane, Japanese, musical, vanity project made by a guy obsessed with "West Side Story", Michael Jackson, choreography, and surprisingly kickass music. If this had a soundtrack I would buy it.
3.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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It's called fashion.
30.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"American Commando Ninja" (1987) - Directed by the same man as "The Dragon Lives Again" (1977) this has a hilariously bad dub, Confederate flag booty shorts, and the love between a Japanese ninja and a master of 'Hokus Pokus'.
4 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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I actually recommended this movie to them, as well as the first one. Check it out.
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"Crack House of the Dead" (2021) - This is basically a micro budget Tubi "Night of the Living Dead' vanity project set in Detroit where the best actor is an ex-porn star who is most famous for being in Derek Savage Cool Cat movies.
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter
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"Amityville Turkey Day" (2024) - This sequel (I guess) to "Amityville Thanksgiving" (2022) is also a boring, nonsensical, no budget, waste of time, that you should skip as it is not even riffable. Ignore my warning at your mind numbing peril.
5.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels
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“Empire of the Spiritual Ninja” (aka “American Force Ninja”) (1988) - Bruce Lambert (aka Godfrey Ho) edited ninjas lead by an evil warlord wearing a headband with a ‘Tibetan Good Luck Symbol’ on it into a action movie.
3.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter and Free Refills
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"Airliner Sky Battle" (2020) - A personal favorite Asylum movie with a total disregards for the very concept of physics featuring Dr. Bai Ling commanding a 4 star general how to ram one commercial airliner into another crash.
3.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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No budget scream queen Mel Heflin is in this. Just gave her a follow on here.
23.11.2025 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someday I’ll convince my bad movie group to marathon this franchise like we did the “Witchcraft” series. Someday.
23.11.2025 05:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you can believe it, we're back at Camp Blood once again!
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"Cutting Moments" (1996) - This horror anthology is really more a collection of short film made over nearly a decade thrown together to capitalize on the fact that Tom Savini worked on one of them. Sadly it's just boring.
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter
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This week, we’re joined once again by the newest inductee into the Three Timer’s Club: Nicki, from @trivialtheater.bsky.social for a discussion of the audio commentar(ies) for your wonky yet affable host’s favorite film of 2024: “Hundreds of Beavers”. #FilmSky
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17.11.2025 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Lady Battle Cop" (1990) - This is basically a fun tokusatsu ripoff of "RoboCop" (1987) produced by Sega Enterprises (yes THAT Sega) and Toei Company ("Dragon Ball", "One Piece", "Sailor Moon", "Kamen Rider", etc...).
2 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter
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"Circle of Pain" (2010) - This is basically an MMA version of "Kickboxer" (1989) if it was produced by TapOut or the Affliction clothing company in which Bai Ling bangs Heath Herring and Dean Cain is in a wheelchair.
2.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter
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"Darktown Strutters" (1975) - This movie is a controversial, absurd, slapstick, satirical parody about racial stereotypes written by the director "Grosse Pointe Blank" (1997). It is also a musical with a kickass soundtrack.
3 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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