zee da bunnie

One thing I'm not gon do is leave the house without smelling gooder dennamuhfuggha😁😌

Maybe this weed gummy will fix me. Maybe 10 beers will fix me. Maybe sleep will fix me. Maybe a gallon of coffee will fix me...

Just trying to start the day off positive!

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

I love me a good shark coochie board🫶🏽🧀🫒🍷✨

just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child

american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊

me: that sounds nice! what happened next?

american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert

a beautiful life does not just happen, a beautiful life is selected, it is designed, it is built with intent to find joy in every little thing

I say excuse me. I apologize if it’s an accident. I say please and thank you to all of my animals. They understand.

I am grateful for a warm home

ewww why are yall tryna make “skeets” a thing thats so…. 😟😟 #BlackSky #BlueSky

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skyline = timeline
flutter = “tweet”
flutters = “tweets”
fluttering = “tweeting”
reflutter = “retweeting
quote reflutter = “quote retweet”

Our food not being safe is so exhausting

2nd pic so fye 🤩

Bluesky’s symbol is a butterfly right?

…we don’t have to call them skeets 😭
“Flutters” are right there!

bought a 2 tb ssd for more space for games on my sad (non gaming) laptop 🕺🏾 so like… we’ll see how that goes idk

They should replace work with like a place where you can do things for people with a friend like exploring mysterious areas

my dog turns on the air purifier before he goes to sleep. we thought he was doing it accidentally, today we caught him doing it intentionally. i do not know what to think about this.

I have something to confess. Whenever you see an ad for a mobile game and the player is making all these obvious mistakes, it's me. I'm the one pulling the wrong pin. Shooting the wrong group of soldiers. Using a hammer to fix a window. Trying to eat the bigger number. All me. I'm the worst gamer

ok yall some big dawgs on here ok 10k & 15k followers i see yall #blueskycelebs & #blacksky celebs !!! thats like… a large portion of the app aint it 😭 lmaooo

ill remember that for next time 🕺🏾

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me when i wake up and check #bluesky first thing in the morning instead of.. that other app…

sir?? at 7 in the morning… 😭

Pluto's moon, Charon, at highest resolution so far captured by NASA

honestly i am just happy to be apart of the first to try out something new like #bluesky! it feels like a breath of fresh air or a nice clean slate and i am excited for whats to come 😁

bluesky after dark being called dark sky is genius🤭