sarah

"moist" could nominally go either way but it's not specific to air and everyone has also collectively decided we hate that word on principle

there really is no word in english for moist air (positive) is there

we just say "not dry/less dry"

Yoshi:

the kids have reinvented omegle but with the premise that the responder larps as ai

i mean it's refreshing that they didn't oversell it and disappoint people who thought it would be bigger but my god

the marketing for pokopia so vastly undersold the scale and capability of the game it's not even funny

the pre-release material made it look like a game that would be perfect as a cute little $50 s1 title and then you boot it up and it's like. actually this game would explode the s1 on sight

I BUILT MY WINDMILL BACKWARDS

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

not being wholeheartedly sincere and not wholly taking the piss but a secret third thing: tongue-in-cheek self-deprecating sarcasm, the default state of the average londoner

blur were true masters of the craft of 1990's irony bc it's 2026 and people still can't decide how sincere they were about anything they said or did before 1999

You Wouldn't Download A Cruise Ship

thank goodness pokopia lets you come back to the islands you can go to for resources. there is infinite stuff you can get out of them. i stole a house. took all the furniture in it and then broke down all the walls and roof and took them too. mine.

"generations 3-6" except the parts i didn't beat were frlg and the second half of hgss. i also played gen 8 mainline but not let's go. i've literally been dodging kanto for 27 years for no good reason

"that's not a problem with pokopia it's a problem with you" yeah well why isn't this game going out of its way to appeal to me, a 33 year old woman whose peak involvement with the franchise was with generations 3-6. how could it not have foreseen that. terrible design, it should have known

the problem with pokopia is that it's really good but i've never beat a kanto game so i feel like i should beat firered first and develop some emotions

lrt i love to block people but also i interpreted that first guy as fred durst until i finished the comic

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

got an ad for claude on youtube that started with a skinny guy doing a pull up and then he asks a buff guy that's ig supposed to represent the ai (i didn't watch the whole thing) if he could get a six pack quickly

like, not by doing pull ups that's for damn sure

I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEARS BRO 😭

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plus like, since the switch is as old as it is there are full grown adults who have never experienced a nintendo console having a direct successor (like the wiiu or 3ds) in their memory so the concept itself feels outrageous and That Makes Me Wanna Crumble Into Dust 💀

i/t there's a perception that since pokopia isn't action heavy it should be able to run fine on the s1 but there's enough going on in the background that it would be compromised. if processing power began and ended at flashy animations and detailed textures sv shoulda run great since it had neither

my favorite so far has been outrage about wiwa (2027) being s2 exclusive immediately after outrage over sv being THE example of how underpowered the s1 is... like did y'all want them to scale it back or??

it's like being mad xy didn't come out for the ds but if bw had been barely functional

me playing pokopia for like half an hour

being someone who Never Ever names their video game characters after themselves is suffering bc every time i start up a new game i gotta think of the character's name and WHAT IF IT DOESN'T FIT THE VIBE LATER..........

like i think i perceive up/down as my character looking up or down but i perceive left/right as movement so it's like i'm slingin my character around. if my character is moving i perceive a sort of rotational axis between me and them but if they're looking i just tell them where to look

also i have a very specific emotional nerve that got struck like three lines in

i'm a freak of nature person who plays third person games with the y axis normal and the x axis inverted. i would like to know why my brain works like this also

i am two minutes into pokopia

so far i have:
- cried
- recoiled at the default right stick orientation

You Will Not Look Like This In The Bodycon Dress Unless You Have A 20" Waist And 40" Hips