Peter Pumpkin 🎃

Bubbies Sauerkraut

Give me a brat with kraut and I'll show you a salad with a brat 😄 ESPECIALLY if it's this sauerkraut.

I'm excited to finally be reading it!

they should invent an attention surplus order

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

Creosote and apples for Hemlock & Silver.

What Stalks The Deep has a lot about mine gases, so y’know, I’ll sit this one out.

There's not really a *wrong* way to dress a hotdog, but the only *right* way is yellow mustard and pickled banana peppers.

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

A meme that confuses king of the hill with American dad and has Steve (Bobby) realize that voting for Zohran is a bad idea

Hmmmm what’s that? Getting nervous that people are seeing through your “socialist games” Zohran?

Dropped Ulysses and picked up Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. I'm liking it, and... It's VERBOSE.

This doesn't seem odd to Trump at least in part because this is literally part of how things are done in "Big Business". Now that Trump's running what he sees as the largest corporation on the planet (backed by 40+ years of President {see what I did there?}), this is just the same.

I cannot believe people were losing their jobs for being mildly critical of Charlie Kirk and the president of the united states just went on tv and said "skill issue loser, RIP but I'm different"

Not being able to hold neurotypical people to my standards is extremely annoying.

I’m realizing this headline reads a lot better for me if I imagine Jennifer Coolidge saying it.

Cook Unity is advertising FINALLY A MEAL PLAN FOR MEN and I wonder why /food/ has to be gendered.

WE SERVE YOU STUFF WE KILLED WITH OUR BARE HANDS. WE STRANGLED THAT COW. TO DEATH. WE RIPPED THAT BROCCOLI FROM THE MOTHERFUKKIN' GROUND. NNNNGN. LOOK, OUR OWN GRAVY. SHIT, THAT SOUNDS GAY. NO HOMO.

If you love a piano, let it go.

If it comes back to you, that's a haunted piano.

I launched my own consulting business in January & have been SO pleasantly surprised to get 3 contracts in my first year! 🥳

I'm way too busy to take on anything else right now, but if you see an opportunity for us to work together in 2026, please reach out.

lauragmitchell.com

I love being a Mary Poppins ass bitch. The feeling I get when I have the random, obscure thing that someone needs at any given moment probably adds days to my lifespan.

When I was diagnosed with Crohn's Disease years ago, one of the things my doctor told me about was the prevalence of autoimmune diseases in marginalized populations, and that he was researching the epigenetic effects of intergenerational trauma as a potential cause of autoimmune conditions.

Always 📚

we are back for more of ward 2, this time at coffman for the league of women voters forum. it’s a reunion! @wedge.live

I wonder whether anything happened in the past year which might influence people's thinking when someone asks them about their gender

GitHub - DZDoom/DZDoom: DZDoom is a feature centric port for all Doom engine games, based on ZDoom, adding an OpenGL renderer and powerful scripting capabilities DZDoom is a feature centric port for all Doom engine games, based on ZDoom, adding an OpenGL renderer and powerful scripting capabilities - DZDoom/DZDoom

The short version: the Gzdoom team has finally had enough of Graf Zhal's shit (including but not limited to pushing AI code into Gzdoom).

The entire team has packed up and made a new fork of Gzdoom.

github.com/DZDoom/DZDoo...

At one time in my life I wouldn't donate to fundraisers if I only had a little to give. It seemed too small to make a difference so why bother? Now I know that goals get achieved when LOTS of people give those small amounts! Let's smash this hay drive one $8 bale at a time. 🍂

Here's to it!

Entertainment, and snuggles.

This is where I stopped reading: "'...well, it would probably kill the good flies, too.’ My answer is good flies? I mean, what’s a good fly?"

This is the most punk thing I've encountered in a while, holy shit. Also, fuck the police.