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unfortunately i would 1000% fuck klaus kinski in his dracula form

I thought herzog's nosferatu was basically a sound-and-colour version of the original but the sequence where jonathan walks up the mountain to the castle with the swelling dramatic but hopeful music?? mein gott

hello! my friend was assaulted and threatened by federal agents for the crime of "not liking them". please help him sue the shit out of these fascist thugs chuffed.org/project/free...

I hate how in America a) there are Nazis roaming about and b) if one of them assaults you, you are suddenly in 30k of debt. Anyway, help out a comrade.

i love how male tennis players give each other a lil pat on the tummy when they hug at the net after a match it's so cute

BBC: Jeremy Corbyn to make came in drag pantomime

I knew we would get to "british news outlets pretending not to know what panto is" eventually

are you fucking kidding me, the woman i call auntie who is like a second mother to me is my mum's cousin, her children's children call me uncle, this is normal in every culture i have ever encountered

was the only out queer kid in my secondary school to my knowledge, got less shit for it than you'd expect for the early 2000s but people kept trying to blackmail me by threatening to tell my mum, like go ahead mate have you seen me? she's a normie straight woman but she's not an idiot!

don't think i ever formally came out to my parents as queer (i told them i was trans when i was like 26) but i also never hid it, constantly talked about how i wanted to marry the goalie on the norwegian handball team

Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

Always knew I was queer but assumed everyone was for a long time, came out at 14 because someone was being a dick about bi people and i was like "i'm bi, do you wanna fucking fight"

I’m 35 now.

couldn't remember jerry seinfeld's name so i referred to him as "the wasp from a bee's life" and i won't call him anything else from now on

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

like why am i the one socially in the wrong in this scenario and not the person going up to strangers asking them if eating dairy will make them shit, die or have all their skin peel off? weird fucking question dude!

i love when strangers find out you have a food allergy/intollerance and immediately go "what will happen if you eat it??" like i'll shit myself, sharon, what did you think would happen? and it's always the people who are shocked and appalled if you talk about rashes or diarrhoea who ask!

loved the references to previous adaptations, the bride of frankenstein arm bandages?? chefs kiss

i fucking loved frankenstein!!! the friends i went to see it with have gone home but i still need to talk about it

@ Christopher Howarth please look up how to pronounce the names of the reigning olympic champions for fucks sake

why is every shipping confirmation email like, your shipment from BUMBUMCORP INC is due to be delivered. Your parcel from 12394575BSFTWAWWEWE is being delivered today! Your delivery from PLACE YOU'VE LITERALLY NEVER HEARD OF (UK) has been received by the courier.

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also, i don't look like my paternal grandmother at all (she looked like Ingrid Bergman and was a stunner until the day she died aged almost 90) EXCEPT when i laugh so hard i cry, according to my dad we have the exact same helpless laughing face 🥲

I don't have any pics of him but after being on testosterone for 5 years I look EXACTLY like my maternal uncle when he was hot in the 80s

Release the demon inside you that says you must have the Objectively Correct emotional experience with a piece of art

"Now I'm going down and set 57th Street on fire to keep you warm" ARE U KIDDING ME

Edith from crimson peak in a late victorian dress with huge leg of lamb sleeves and a black ribbon flowing down her back from the nape of her neck

Lucille from crimson peak holding a black and yellow butterfly

watched Crimson Peak to get in the GDT mood for Frankenstein and having Edith dressed as the butterfly from the beginning of the film while also looking like a human sized danger sign really is peak costume design, 11/10 no notes

congrats!!!

PANEL 1: A GREEN GUY is trapped under a big rock. A BLUE GUY is walking by. GREEN: Hey, a little help? BLUE: Crushed under the big rock, are we? PANEL 2: The BLUE GUY, bending down. BLUE GUY: And you're SURPRISED? GREEN: Not particularly, no! I'm just kind of in horrible pain– PANEL 3: The BLUE GUY, standing up and gesticulating. BLUE: I KNEW that people can be crushed by rocks. For YEARS actually. GREEN: What do you want, a medal? PANEL 4: The BLUE GUY is nailed by a big rock. BLUE: Yeah, that'd be a good start–hrk!

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my (norwegian) mother considers it the key to a happy marriage and thinks people who sleep under one big duvet are nuts lol

yesss local cinema is screening Frankenstein again 😎

i thought it was really fun but you're so right about the costumes hahaha

Looking at myself in the mirror, gripping the sink with force, chanting: ”You will grow to like Fear/Gibson free dance. You will call it camp by the end of this season. That dress did not look like it came from a tourist shop in Edinburgh. You will like this for Scotland” #GPFigure #GPFRA