Not a headline I expected to run into this morning
07.01.2026 14:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember when the GOP showed moral leadership? Yeah, me neither
26.11.2025 00:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Three losses in one day! We will never see their likes again
25.11.2025 13:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/st...
31.10.2025 20:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not sure. I just think he's going to hide among the other Muppets while he secretly eats them...
25.10.2025 19:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everything is better with Muppets
25.10.2025 17:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well, looks like Steve Miller keeps all kinds of guns in Chicago bathrooms
20.10.2025 00:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I cannot verify. I haven't found sex workers he throat massaged...
25.09.2025 15:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How Seven should have ended...
25.09.2025 13:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'd like to talk to a manager about this...
09.09.2025 22:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Man between radioactive shrimp, radioactive wasps and android spores, my Apocalypse bingo card is not working for me anymore
08.09.2025 00:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Superman is woke! Smithsonian is woke! Lego is woke! Cracker Barrel logos are woke!"
It must be exhausting hating everyone and everything, all the time. What a sad, pathetic way to live your life.
Congratulations
Maybe they should read the Bible instead of thump it
15.08.2025 13:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When masked "officers" get sent to your political rival, racism is already risen
15.08.2025 01:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Even in the middle ages #Cthulhu, helped people relax
07.08.2025 22:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Somehow, nuclear wasps was not on my #Armageddon #bingocard
04.08.2025 02:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#Tintin takes on the #OldOnes. I think #HPLovecraft would approve
03.08.2025 18:14 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Man, that #ReedRichards is one pervy dude. #FantasticFour
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