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You'll know he's "the one" when he knows where to find the best guacamole and doesn't answer the waiter's question, "one piece of cake or two?" ♥️

25.03.2025 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pro tip: one arm in the air leaves that side's vital organs exposed.

22.02.2025 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Valentine's Day to this hunk! When we're together, I can always admire the view. Thanks for being such a good sport when I'm corny and sappy.

14.02.2025 17:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ballpoint on styrofoam (2025)

03.02.2025 22:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

✨ B A B Y G I R L ✨

02.02.2025 14:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obstructing orange cat.

10.01.2025 02:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hans made me a latte. He says it's a butt plug but I know it's a Christmas tree. ☕🎄

25.12.2024 19:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stringing glass beads into bracelets.

12.12.2024 19:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Orange cat sleeping, sprawled, fuzzy belly-up while I do homework.

Gringo is cozy. I need to do homework but I can't stop thinking about baking cute sugar cookies.

08.12.2024 18:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bugs bunny from looney tunes is making a funny face with his mouth open . ALT: bugs bunny from looney tunes is making a funny face with his mouth open .

It just keeps getting better. Opinion articles: "a man was murdered and everyone is cheering, you guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves." General public:

08.12.2024 18:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me every day.

16.11.2024 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Orange cat sleeping and hand with lacquered fingernails.

I joined Bluesky today and this is my first post. I'm showing off my nails that I painted neatly without smudging. Keeping my fingernails painted helps discourage anxiety-driven dermatillomania.

14.11.2024 19:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0