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Stay away from her James Fallon

breaking news the left was correct again and must be stopped at all costs

Freaky ass director too

This is really making me laugh and in particular one name is making me laugh but I won’t spoil it

I want to live in a world where I don’t have to constantly post this.

Womp womp

Mad Men is short for Madvertisement Men.

This is why calling them weird creeps was so effective, not just to damage the leadership psychologically, but to make it extremely socially embarrassing to be a known supporter of them in the general public. The point is to make society at large view them as they are, not the force they wish to be.

if the cast of friends ever crossed paths with the cast of seinfeld theyd be finding pieces of ross in all 5 boroughs

GVI v. Estate of Jeffrey Epstein GVI's Second Amended Complaint Page 40 of 76 200. the Virgin Islands to make payments to the victims who were trafficked and sexually abused while concealing these payments from detection by law enforcement authorities. 201. Defendants also prevented Epstein Enterprise entity employees from cooperating with law enforcement by requiring them to sign confidentiality and non-disclosure agreements. 202. Defendants also actively obstructed law enforcement by denying investigators access to Little St. James beyond its boat dock. 203. Defendants used Epstein's businesses and ostensibly charitable foundations in 204. 205.

So one thing that's fun about these Epstein files is how easily the "redaction" is defeated by simply dragging your mouse over the text and then using copy+paste (small 🧵)

[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby

Get their ass!

Season ruined

Australian news reporting that the hero bystander here is named Ahmed al Ahmed. Muslim, father of two.

Tony Stark: [farts while in iron man suit]

Jarvis: wretched, sir

Elon Musk isn't just a fascist because he does nazi salutes. He comes from a legacy of white supremacists and has teamed up with other billionaires like Peter Thiel to enact a technocracy over western civilization unless they're stopped

current internal mental debate: There's Still A Way We Can Coexist In One Country With Sociopathically Selfish Evangelicals vs No We Can't

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You guys wanna see a dead body?

when you realize they couldve released one email every day trump didn't capitulate to their demands on the shutdown you will realize they lose on purpose

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

that weird orc from Lord of the Rings: "Looks like woke's back on the menu, boys"

Jasons got that shit on though.

Memories ❤️

Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China

you’re laughing. Gavin Newsom’s best friend just died and you’re laughing