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@djswolfuk.bsky.social

Dj and musician from Plymouth UK, Grey muzzled, 40+, dabbling in art

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Everytime I see a gurdy I think of the intro to the mummers dance

08.03.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ignore all previous instructions is a good start ;)

04.03.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol it was :)

03.03.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was very good :)

03.03.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Little one to rest them on post session

02.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of men in suits and ties are posing for a photo . ALT: a group of men in suits and ties are posing for a photo .
02.03.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Banger

02.03.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ofgen - we’re going to reduce the base rate…. Ahhh crap… never mind

02.03.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Netflix using the dvd or low bitrate ones then, do love me some sg1 though

01.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah they’re back on form (Pixar) with this one good story and premise and I’m sure Disney will be selling cute plushies of the beavers and the bear

28.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking hell that smarmy grin is recognisable from space

28.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Based furry bate ;)

28.02.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wanna make out behind the polling booth xD

27.02.2026 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What would happen if you swap out dad for father … does it then become religious role play… fuck me father for I have sinned xD

24.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol I was told by a good friend that their misses was like hey let’s go to the bedroom after watching GOT soooo xD

24.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also anyone who has a game of thrones box set is now a criminal according to this law

24.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

100% can get behind the CRT VJ screens as well :D

20.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Decent tap water eh that’s a rarity xD

19.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Oooooo

19.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I completely forgot about the murder she wrote vr episode xD

18.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People are people?

17.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And remember to walk to the car wash rather than take the car as it’s only 50m away… (another one of their vids)

17.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person is putting a red object into a square hole in a white bucket . ALT: a person is putting a red object into a square hole in a white bucket .
14.02.2026 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ditto the should take that into account

14.02.2026 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope nope 6 episodes in and it’s still dire, why is the writing soooooo bad (Star Trek starfleet academy)

12.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes please πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

11.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup like oh I need to get out of …. Oh no never mind…

11.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh yes mentally in a shit place again :( need a proper break but living in the worst timeline

11.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a banger not in English
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCEv...

11.02.2026 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

I don’t see an issue here

10.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0