Jennifer Weeks

I alone broke it, so I alone can fix it.

There's oil under those rocks!

It links right up with the tradwife agenda -- women can do their part by quitting their soul-sucking jobs to stay home and cook. That'll show those malevolent forces.

Spoiler: No one is looking at him or his hat

Conan O’Brien named Commencement speaker The comedian, writer, television host, and Harvard alum will be the principal speaker at Harvard’s 375th Commencement on May 28.

More smart PR from Harvard. I have no idea who spoke at my commencement, but it definitely wasn't a comedian. news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...?

After Hegseth Cut Ties, Harvard Offers Workarounds for Troops

Harvard hates the armed forces so much (per Hegseth) that it will hold spots for admitted active-duty servicemembers for up to 4 years or help them get expedited reviews at Tufts, Chicago, UMich or the LBJ School if they want to do grad school now www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/u...

One hundred and sixty-five children were killed in a U.S.-Israeli strike on their elementary school. This is an aerial image of the graves being prepared for their bodies.

I defy anyone to justify this.

Exclusive: Iranian girls killed by ‘double-tap’ strikes on Minab school Eyewitnesses describe second blast which killed survivors as they sheltered in prayer hall

The girls’ school in Iran, where 165 people were killed by an apparent US-Israeli attack, was hit with two strikes, with the second missile killing sheltering survivors, two first responders and the parent of a slain child have told Middle East Eye.

I'd like to report a felonious mixed metaphor

My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question:YouWantFriesWithThat?

If RFK comes for it, MA will start serving it in school cafeterias

As one example, I live in Watertown, which is about 4 square miles and has 4 Dunkin stores. There also used to be a Dunkin counter in a local grocery store, but I think it may have closed.

My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Bruce Willis

Mike Huckabee fled his duties as American Ambassador to Israel faster than Ted Cruz flees Texas when there is a prediction of cold weather.

A New York Times headline describes the US urging Americans to leave 14 countries in the Middle East and closing embassies in Saudi Arabia and Kuwait after drone strikes.

No regional war to see here. Move along, folks.

Nice little nugget in here: Stephen Miller as The Hand of the New Iron Throne

who made this

Really insightful piece from @matthew-bunn.bsky.social on the Iran campaign…

This aged well.

Regime change from the air has a record unbroken by success.

Woody Allen

Trump Administration Live Updates: ICE Whistle-Blower Calls Training for New Agents ‘Deficient’ and ‘Broken’

“New cadets are graduating from the [ICE] academy despite widespread concerns among training staff that even in the final days of training, the cadets cannot demonstrate a solid grasp of the tactics or the law required to perform their jobs.” www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...

Trump team on damage control after Huckabee comments on Israel Senior administration officials have called Arab officials to explain that a Huckabee comment that Israel can control much of the Middle East did not signal a policy shift.

"That was just his opinion. And by the way, we'd really like you to chip in to rebuild Gaza, and also to buy our nuclear reactors." www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

This is a weirdly policy-wonky move for a guy like Hegseth who takes every opportunity to disavow his experience at the Kennedy School.

Why is Trump so desperate to revive conspiracy theories about the 2020 election?

Because he’s trying to create the pretext to interfere in 2026.

We see what he is doing and it will not work.

A longhaired cat with green eyes looks over its shoulder toward the light

I’d like to report a Renaissance painting #caturday #catsofbluesky

Pritzker demands a $1,700 refund per family for the people of Illinois after Trump's tariffs were ruled unconstitutional.

Dems, pay attention. This is your midterms message.

I saw Pretty Woman when it came out, and when we left the theater all my relatives were going “That was so sweet, she found her prince.” I said something about making audiences watch Taxi Driver right afterwards, and they all told me to lighten up.

For the umpteenth time, MAGA tries to suppress a voice it doesn't like and amplifies it instead.