— MARYLL

[ Maryll nuzzles back. ]

Yyeah. Missed ya too, honey.

Met anyone interesting?

hhi baby

[ Metal arms wrapping around Pearl. She's been keeping the plastic covering off recently. Luckily, they're always internally heated- and comfortably warm. ]

sorry. i was... aslleep.

[ waking up covered in dust ]

gguh

Not much fer chat, anyway.

Unless y'got burning questions about the robot limbs. If ya ask though, I'm askin' about the fish shit in return.

Ay, I'm 'er wife. And I'll b'quiet if ya save the snarky shit.

I'm back. From.

Uh.

How long was I gone-?

If I need 'er, I'm enterin' anyway.

* Nah. Yer alive. Didn't hit ya that hard.

INTRO:

* this feels kinda unfair but life is never fair.

VICTORY:

* somehow this feels like a dream I’m dreaming and I’m just in the coma you probably put me in.

@thebutcher.ruins.party

* do jeffarians get offended easily.

* mm. you don't have to.

* ooh. cute...

*

* what the fuck is that

* What's uh. Yers.

fumbling in the dark˒ iʾm going blind.ᐟ / tryna figure out where i lost my little mind.ᐟ

* Just give me th' candy, dude.

* damn.

[ In Yi Xi costume, to no one's surprise. ]

[ CHOMPING down on her shoulder. ]

* i'm bitin' you for that.

* i'm not opposed.

[ Pressing her cheek against Lunus in the exact same manner. ]

* hii lunusss 💕

iʾm looking at you˒ cracked˒ appearance messy and askew; / knowing that the only person wanting you to die is 𝐘𝐎𝐔.

* ... mmg.

* It's embarrassingggg...

* hey hey let's not get into statistics here.

* 17 days I think

* Dude I've been here for hhhh

[ counting fingers ]

* NO??

* WHAT.