jennie boone

I think I’ve only eaten protein bars today. Follow more for more great nutritional advice

A solemn and thoughtful Edmund Fitzgerald Day to you and yours

Friends. News.

From the mouths of babes, “67 is the kid version of the grown up number. Kids can say 67 but they can’t say 6 (spelled out) n-i-n-e”

(I know you aren’t all assholes. Please take this as an extreme example as to why headlights shouldn’t be so bright)

I don’t normally judge a book by its cover but if your headlights blind me you are definitely an asshole,

Regulate headlight brightness now!

Marinara Detected in Lightning Connector

I came here to put away laundry and eat twix that are green on the inside and thanks to a trick or treater miscalculation, I’m never gonna run out of twix that are green on the inside. Sorry, laundry.

Everyone worries about their google search history after they die, but I’m far less concerned for what I searched for and how I searched for it, ie: pill so little why work big

Can’t sleep, better mindlessly scroll my phone for two hours

I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor

HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

You’ll never bully me into physical media because getting up to change a dvd after four episodes of Buffy was a CHORE

Ask me if I want to keep watching harder

If people were giving out edibles disguised as trick or treat candy you better believe I’d be out there in costume playing that secret scavenger hunt

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I wish I knew. They do this ALL. DAY. I can’t even count, COUNT because they wait for 6-7. This is my get off my lawn moment

If you aren’t triggered by 6 and 7 you’re living a better life than me

Today’s lunch options at school are boneless wings and chicken tenders

Yeah I’m into AI: (New York accent)
AI’m walkin’ here!

Is this something I’m very tired

2nd grader (who looks awful): I feel so sick!
Me: OK, make sure to tell your grownups when you get home.
2nd grader: They already know

🤦🏼‍♀️

I’d wonder why I’m starting to feel gross and lose my voice but then I remember I teach elementary school and kids keep coughing directly into my face

Clippy

Yeah I’m into AI

I have earned this, haven’t I, spectrum internet

Please tell me if this works

Non-denominational amen, sister

This particular strain, has me quite fascinated by read receipts

Be the read receipts you want to see in the world

Everyone should have read receipts on except me

Made my therapist call my ex’s behavior “bullshit” today so I’ll be riding that high for a while

This is the best thread I’ve ever read, thank you, my body is healing

I was stuck behind a train and then a dog popped his head out an open back window from the car in front of me. Then ANOTHER dog popped up. THEN ANOTHER DOG POPPED UP.

Hashtag blessed

(Also yeah, bringing it up w my doctor)