You watch the YouTube documentary from Hat's Off?
02.03.2026 01:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You watch the YouTube documentary from Hat's Off?
02.03.2026 01:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The White House confirmed this president would “never give orders to intentionally place American lives in danger” except, you know, January 6th.
02.03.2026 01:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Kuwait me when it's over.
02.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The saying “the only thing that stops a bad guy with a turban is a bad guy without a turban” isn’t landing.
02.03.2026 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The government is warning sleeper cells are already embedded here to attack Americans. They’re called ICE.
01.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0The Middle East needs better succession plans.
01.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Did you tell them it was a children's film?
01.03.2026 06:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone who invades Venezuela, bombs Iran and threatens Greenland, Canada and Cuba doesn’t sound like a frontrunner for a Nobel Peace Prize.
01.03.2026 04:08 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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01.03.2026 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"Pillow Talk" International Edition.
28.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Tell R.E.M. I don’t feel fine.
28.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
"As president, my highest aspiration is to bring peace and stability to the world." ~ President Donald J. Trump
28.02.2026 08:42 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Trump animatronic figure has returned to Disney’s Hall of Presidents. Guests who complain it’s malfunctioning, freezing mid-speech and drifting off, are told the figure is behaving consistently with the original.
28.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Trump has no business comparing anyone to an ape since like King Kong he had unwilling women sacrificed to him on a deserted island.
28.02.2026 00:21 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
If history repeats itself, the mesmerist at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner will attain great influence over the aristocracy.
27.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Good man.
27.02.2026 12:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You're fantastic too, Mr Fox.
27.02.2026 12:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It also talked back one time.
27.02.2026 12:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The U.S. women's hockey team is only willing to meet Trump with an intimacy coordinator present.
27.02.2026 07:55 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Project 2025 is nearing completion.
27.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Instead of a comedian at the White House Correspondents Dinner they’ve invited a magician who’ll make more Epstein Files disappear.
26.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Birth of a Nitwit.
26.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Don’t you know how OCD works? Everything got retriggered including “If I Can Dream”.
26.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Someone asked if I’d seen Donald Trump hung out front of the DOJ and I reminded this person to always include the word “banner”.
25.02.2026 23:34 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Warning: If you suffer from OCD and see the new “Elvis” documentary, be prepared to have “Long Tall Sally” on an endless loop in your head for eternity.
25.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Is watching a YouTube video of someone watching a YouTube video become a Droste effect if I film myself watching the video?
25.02.2026 20:24 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
On a positive note, the emperor’s daughter seemed pleased by his speech.
25.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This speech is like a sequel to “Shoah”.
25.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0There’s a TED Talk happening about how to sink a country.
25.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Awaiting a rebuttal from the Parallax Corporation.
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