Alan Spencer

This presidency is going to leave a scar.

If Pete Hegseth were the mayor in “Jaws” he’d order the Orca destroyed.

Democrats have urged Speaker Johnson to condemn “the rise in anti-transgender rhetoric” but he cannot be found.

If you laugh, it’s considered a joke, but if you don't… consider it a polemic.

I told AI that RFK Jr.’s failed erotic verses were an unpublished sonnet by William Shakespeare, requesting they be rendered accordingly for the time.

There’s a rumor RFK Jr.’s poems were written by Sirhan Sirhan.

Can the President of the United States put the Russia-Ukraine war in turnaround?

Orange Julius Caesar will be betrayed by statesmen, but which one is Brutus?

I was offered, along with my eponymous character, honorary memberships.

"Bone spurs?"

Napoleon should have probably bragged how he ended a war at Waterloo.

I chatted with a veteran set decorator who’s worked for all the major studios, told him now I watch mostly indie films. He told me “Temple of Doom” is his favorite.

Trump must not have financial ties to Russia or they’d be bankrupt by now.

If the next “Star Trek” film involves time travel 2025 is a perfect year to go back and fix.

"MAGAs have had teams of archaeologists running around the world looking for all sorts of religious artifacts."

“You’re mentioning somebody that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn’t like that gentleman that you’re talking about, whether you like him or didn’t like him, things happen.” ~ Donald J. Trump

Invaders from Mars-a-Lago.

A Quiet Place IV

First document released.

He loves gold!

At least kids are learning how people can be billionaires and trillionaires while be completely worthless.

Is it possible to place an elected official under White House arrest?

The Big Bad Wolf never said “Quiet, piggy” and came from a place of mutual respect.

YouTube video by Dramatique - Культурный Бунт Sledge Hammer SoundTrack Main Theme

A talented one-man band in Russia has nimbly covered the “Sledge Hammer!” theme, but I still stand with Ukraine. Поверьте мне, я знаю, что делаю.
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Off with his cap.

ICE just sent Roberto Benigni and a small boy to Alligator Alcatraz.

Speaker Johnson is sometimes compared to a Bond villain due to his calm composure, calculating demeanor and sartorial choices. I see similarities.

Weekend in Washington.