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Day 14 of #Shocktober 2025

Grave Encounters (2011) - It’s like watching a film crew slowly realize they’re the episode, not the hosts.

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Day 13 of #Shocktober 2025

Smile 2 (2024) - Not sure if it was intended this way, but the most frightening thing in this movie is not the demon entity, it’s the way Skye drinks water.

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Day 12 of #Shocktober 2025

The Black Phone (2021) - The scariest thing is that a broken, disconnected landline in a serial killer’s basement somehow gets more incoming calls than I do.

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Day 11 of #Shocktober 2025

Night of the Reaper (2025) - It’s fun in a throwback kind of way, but by the time the last twist hits you’ll either be applauding or yelling “what the fuck just happened?”.

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Day 10 of #Shocktober 2025.

High Tension (2003) - Turns out the real killer was the editor who left all those massive plot holes in the final cut.

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Same. I tried playing it multiple times and I could never get very far into it before turning it off due to boredom or frustration.

Day 9 of #Shocktober 2025.

The Body Snatcher (1945) - If you’ve ever wanted a movie that makes you question the medical profession and the security of your final resting place, then this is it.

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Day 8 of #Shocktober 2025.

Train to Busan (2016) - Zombies on a train turn a father-daughter trip into the worst commute ever.

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Day 7 of #Shocktober 2025.

Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025) - Nothing is scarier than the ambition of a Prom Queen nominee in the 1980’s.

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Day 6 of #Shocktober 2025.

Escape Room (2019) - If escape rooms were designed by Jigsaw.

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Day 5 of #Shocktober 2025.

The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) - Always check your cargo manifest BEFORE leaving port.

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Day 4 of #Shocktober 2025.

Stake Land (2010) - The Road, but with vampires and just as depressing.

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Day 3 of #Shocktober 2025.

Brightburn (2019) - Smallville meets The Omen. Sometimes it’s best not to adopt the alien baby that crash landed on your farm.

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Well I know how I’m spending the next few weeks.

Day 2 of #Shocktober 2025.

The Funhouse (1981) - It’s got clowns, carnies, and corpses, just like your average carnival.

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Day 1 of #Shocktober 2025.

The Amityville Horror (1979) – A family buys a murder house and is shocked when it turns out to be a murder house. Pro tip: if the walls bleed and the house growls at you, maybe don’t try to tough it out with prayer and positive thinking.

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Tomorrow is the start of #Shocktober 2025. Here's what I will be watching for the month of October. #31DaysOfHorror

Must have been looking at a different team 😉

Won’t be able to get out for a run tomorrow, so this is my #TerryFoxRun for this year.

So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.

Reason 1 - You’re an asshole who is heartless.

Reason 2 - see reason 1.

You see this post a title screen that is iconic to you.

If you still have a code, I can take it off your hands. I’ve tried 2 different emails and nothing so far.

Trump Mobile phone coming soon to a discount bin near you.
Eric worked really hard on the design - the star stickers were his idea.

Josh, put down the tomato. Nothing good will come from this. 😂

Unbelievable. There have been a good number of cases in our area, but thankfully our kids are fully vaxxed.

That’s so sweet, they let him sit in the big boy chair for his interview.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.