As a Texas leftist: Iβm fully expecting us to somehow trip over our own dicks like we always do come election time, but Iβm hoping to be pleasantly surprised.
03.03.2026 13:43 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0As a Texas leftist: Iβm fully expecting us to somehow trip over our own dicks like we always do come election time, but Iβm hoping to be pleasantly surprised.
03.03.2026 13:43 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Mike Johnson: βWarβ? I donβt know what that is! I donβt know who you are! I donβt know who *I* am! YOU CANβT MAKE ME TALK!
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EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.
The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been βinundatedβ with more than 110 complaints.
One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesusβ¦
The followers of the beast getting foul and malignant sores (measles outbreaks), the sun scorching the earth (climate change ahoy), etc.
Again, none of this is real. These stories were written 1k+ years ago and have been interpreted to hell and back through a modern lens⦠But it is funny.
I donβt believe any of this horseshit, but itβs funny how much some of this corresponds to revelations if you squint hard enough:
The mark on the head (maga hats) the anti-Christ seemingly getting killed and rising back up (the shooting), COVID as the rapture, I could go on.
Texans vote for James Tallarico tomorrow.
03.03.2026 03:53 β π 153 π 19 π¬ 5 π 0Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.
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The overwhelming majority of American public school teachers (71%) hold at least one side job, according to a new survey released today.
www.cnn.com/2026/03/02/b...
When the gummy hits
02.03.2026 19:21 β π 1206 π 157 π¬ 45 π 6Rot faster you piece of shit.
02.03.2026 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades
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02.03.2026 14:53 β π 2345 π 543 π¬ 8 π 4Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."
Uh no...we definitely realize it.
02.03.2026 11:57 β π 42505 π 6630 π¬ 4621 π 1777Trump administration officials acknowledged in closed-door briefings with congressional staff that there was no intelligence suggesting Iran planned to attack US forces first, two people familiar with the matter said reut.rs/46ybyTg
02.03.2026 05:05 β π 1722 π 828 π¬ 49 π 123I swear to christ, these stupid motherfuckers would see this and go "oh my god they blew up the white house"
02.03.2026 14:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My official remix for 'DARKAGE' by HEALTH is out now! Featuring the ultra amazing MOTHICA
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Every i dotted and t crossed in these files and the events surrounding them reveals a level of institutional rot that would make any decent personβs head spin. This country is fucking disgusting
02.03.2026 04:52 β π 282 π 15 π¬ 1 π 0The more I read about Epstein, the more I read about every nasty fuck in the periphery of all of it, reinforces the idea that the βleftβ never claims power in America because you have to be psychotic and corrupt to the core to attain power in America in a way that is antithetical to the project
02.03.2026 04:52 β π 437 π 61 π¬ 3 π 0No.
01.03.2026 22:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the pilgrims approach their destination, a crumbling broken ruin, destroyed in some great war long ago
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
28.02.2026 16:09 β π 12416 π 5024 π¬ 79 π 166Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
28.02.2026 17:18 β π 18517 π 7915 π¬ 40 π 114Nah, you definitely save Miss Piggy to be Frieza. I can easily picture her going βoh ho hoβ after blowing up a planet
01.03.2026 13:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.
28.02.2026 16:00 β π 16964 π 6538 π¬ 467 π 551No more forever wars.
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The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians.
We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.
NEW: Last year, Bluepoint Games pitched a Bloodborne remake. Sony didn't turn it down... but FromSoftware did.
Inside the tragic closure of Bluepoint, what they've been doing for the last five years, and why the studio was shut down: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
I think the thinness of Jasmine Crockettβs skin would be more of an issue than its color in the general election.
27.02.2026 18:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Trump is testing conversion therapy on Trans inmates in federal prisons.
They are taking away gender affirming care and social care, replacing it with anti-depressants and abuse.
This is going to kill Trans people.
youtu.be/XcPV2VyV3vc