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wrote that essay about superhero dicks * published in the New Haven Independent, New Haven Review, FSF, Fangoria, Blood Knife, Seize the Press, Typebar, Current Affairs * rs-benedict.com * RIP Rite Gud

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Feds asked New Mexico to halt Jeffrey Epstein Zorro Ranch sex trafficking probe, records show Former AG says feds halted New Mexicoโ€™s Epstein inquiry without sharing promised evidence as state reopens Zorro Ranch investigation.

Former New Mexico Attorney General Balderas details how the FBI forcefully shut down New Mexico's criminal probe into what was up at Epstein's Zorro Ranch in Santa Fe Co. The feds insisted that they were running their own criminal probe and that NM's involvement would not be tolerated. It was a lie.

01.03.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1320    ๐Ÿ” 702    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

Really can't be left unacknowledged that every single state in the region that houses US military personnel, except for maybe two, do so against the will of the supermajority of their own public's opinion but it does not matter because most of these states are US backed dictatorships.

01.03.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2192    ๐Ÿ” 516    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
old man dressed all in black between two Nazis from Cabaret (1972)

old man dressed all in black between two Nazis from Cabaret (1972)

From 9/11 to somewhere around '07 when people realized that, oh wait, Bush is an IDIOT idiot, every day felt like being the one old anarchist who saw what was coming as everyone sang "Tomorrow Belongs to Me"

02.03.2026 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first person in Bahrain to be confirmed to die was a migrant worker from the debris of an intercepted missile

02.03.2026 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 371    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Honestly I think the leadup to the Iraq war was worse than all this because the buy-in was so all-encompassing. I keep asking myself how anyone could fall for it again but the thing is, they mostly haven't

02.03.2026 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1612    ๐Ÿ” 129    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

AI could never

27.02.2026 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3238    ๐Ÿ” 962    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

01.03.2026 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9493    ๐Ÿ” 2581    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

Thereโ€™s a pretty robust case to make that the Iran Hostage crisis of 1979, the revolution itself, and the policies of the Iranian government towards the US
since, was all blowback from the CIAโ€™s decision to overthrow Mossadegh in 1953. www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/p...

02.03.2026 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3136    ๐Ÿ” 732    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Iโ€™m actually not sure we can come back from โ€œprediction markets for war crimesโ€, as a society. I think this might be it for us.

02.03.2026 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3030    ๐Ÿ” 547    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)"
In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food".

Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!"
Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMSโ„ขยฎ! ยฉ1996 Skinner family  All rights reserved"

From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists".
Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene.
Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMSโ„ขยฎ! ยฉ1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

07.02.2026 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1204    ๐Ÿ” 404    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Los Angeles Father Dies Under ICE Custody โ€” 9th Death This Year ~ L.A. TACO This is a developing story.

โ€œAlberto Gutierrez was taken by ICE agents on January 9 in Echo Park. According to the family, Gutierrez began to feel seriously ill last Friday, and his repeated requests for medical attention was denied. Gutierrez died around 1:00 am on February 27. He was the sole provider for his wife and son.โ€

28.02.2026 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 351    ๐Ÿ” 240    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Blowing up a school full of girls, man. I am so angry and horrified.

01.03.2026 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot stress how unusual it is in international relations for states to assassinate or kidnap foreign leaders. And Trumpโ€™s now done it twice in the past two months.

01.03.2026 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile

01.03.2026 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7842    ๐Ÿ” 1568    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

People INSIDE the Trump administration placed bets on a war they knew was coming, and profited.

Aside from the complete moral corruption of betting upon war, this is so unethical that it boggles the mind.

01.03.2026 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 231    ๐Ÿ” 99    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
01.03.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5409    ๐Ÿ” 1739    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
Picture of Erbil, Iraq and a big cloud of smoke over a sizable fire

Picture of Erbil, Iraq and a big cloud of smoke over a sizable fire

Picture from Erbil, Iraq just now. That part with the fire would the U.S. Army base.

01.03.2026 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18337    ๐Ÿ” 7837    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 113

Florida just cut off HIV meds for 16,000 people.

01.03.2026 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2104    ๐Ÿ” 994    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Khamenei was one of the barriers to Iran fully developing nuclear weapons.

According to Omani negotiators, Iran was agreeing to give up its stockpile of enriched material.

But now that Trump has killed him, and assuming a hardliner takes power, it could lead to actual nuclear weapons development.

01.03.2026 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 236    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Remember who we are fighting for!
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GribblesGoBag @GribblesGoBag Follow .โ€ขโ€ข Smascbyjeffchastair Remember who we are fighting for! 10:42 AM โ€ข Feb 28, 2026 โ€ข 2,893 Views

itโ€™s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now

01.03.2026 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5307    ๐Ÿ” 1408    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

First salvo since the announcement is currently on its way

01.03.2026 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

28.02.2026 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8041    ๐Ÿ” 2830    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 101

When I was little, I shouted out desperately that the presidents should have to fight their own wars, in a boxing ring. Now that I am an adult, I realize that nine year old Darryl got it exactly right.

28.02.2026 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 151    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25104    ๐Ÿ” 8521    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 274    ๐Ÿ“Œ 312

We had a deal to keep Iran from getting nukes!

Trump backed out of it because he wanted to own Obama. Iran kept following its end of the deal for a year anyway, begging Trump to reenter the deal.

Trump literally backed out of the no nukes deal and then initiated a war because of nukes. Insanity.

28.02.2026 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1006    ๐Ÿ” 342    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

I donโ€™t want a lot. I just want the men and women responsible to die in prison,
broke and rejected by society

20.02.2026 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 224    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

love โ€œI got impatientโ€ as foreign policy doctrine for killing children

28.02.2026 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they had four years to bury this guy under the jail

28.02.2026 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0