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letsss goooo!!!

Operation: Happy Puppy/Mean Kitty

(Also titled: I'll never escape the coffee shop au until the day the coffee shop au escapes me.)

So I did it for my latest and it’s really nice tbh!!

Hello sky that is blue....lets appreciate the beauty of Saurondriel.

Cover of Like Real People Do fic. Paintbrushes and corset laces.

Like Real People Do
2/?
10,016/?
E rating
Haladriel Victorian artist/muse AU

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49301371

IDK why but there's an omegaverse opposing counsel thing happening ⚖️💦🔞💕

I want whoever wrote the MsScribe to be a investigative journalist bc the level of work?? Amazing

Veterans of old-days fandom dramas should get to do well-paid speaking tours about how they conquered over adversity. Hire them for corporate retreats, get their ghostwritten memoirs in airport bookshops. And whoever wrote the MsScribe expose should never have to pay for another drink in her life.

choosing this pic like you know how to make me give you a kiss

I can’t wait to see it in published form but truly that fic is an objective masterpiece of character work and a sense of place as well as a brilliant treatise on the Obama and Trump eras of American politics and culture

I’m never going to fully express how important “doing the unstuck” was to me—I reread it 30+ times during the months of surgeries in 2020. counting down the days until 9/12 when @kategoldbeck.bsky.social releases “You Again” !!!

Hello, I recording a commentary for When Harry Met Sally, if you enjoy that sort of thing:

https://kategoldbeck.substack.com/p/the-when-harry-met-sally-audio-commentary#details

🧡 And if you do enjoy that sort of thing (talking about romcoms), please consider subscribing. 🧡

Here it is just 2200 words of pwp. Haladriel college/neighbors/summer romance au 🌞💦💕 https://archiveofourown.org/works/49362619

lizzen ….:

it’s like I’m preparing my nest before winter to be able to self-soothe ! recognizing the signs of august melancholy are imperative to prepare for October denning!

so i know I keep swinging from manic levels of like “I’m depressed” and super productivity but Im rebranding it as microdosing anxiety before my annual massive panic attack that I’ve gotten for the last five years every October

Had to bring over this iconic moment

the shark in your water
chapter 9: lipstick smudged like modern art
haladriel modern au | E | dead dove: do not eat | 35.8k | 9/?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45286258/chapters/124483414

Hello, you've reached my voicemail. Unfortunately, I've hyperfixated on a guy whose tragic backstory has turned him into the worst man alive. Yes, again. Please leave your message after the tone and I'll get back to you whenever I'm capable of coherent thought. Thanks! *beep*

Remember when we were like, is this a smoking gun? Is this it? Is this Sauron!??? It can’t possibly be. The witch king or the king under the mountain, surely. He can’t?? Really be Sauron?? Is he???? (We were all such clowns then!!)

meme — image of ken clinging to barbie with a caption over barbie that says “a morally gray fictional man”. over ken the texts reads “me”

bringing my meme here

A stranger wearing his wife’s face is the Galadriel that Celeborn meets centuries later. She’s a storm, a pillar of incandescent rage. Maybe the radiant maiden dancing under the trees of Doriath amongst flowering blooms really is long dead, he thinks.

Okay! Haladriel shippers on here, I've created a 'Haladriel' feed. (Feeds seem like a much bigger thing on here than on Twitter and I'm still getting to grips with that.) Cannot figure out how to link to a feed within posts, but search for 'Haladriel' and it'll be there.

how it feels seeing an influx of new people coming from twitter to bluesky

Me, now that all the due dates for the exchanges and challenges I signed up for are coming up....

I’m really living for the Thranduil dms in this edit I went off here tbh

this is not a come-on
*in any way, shape, or form

OR: the When Harry Met Sally AU

E | 9.1k / 25.5k | 3/20

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/48912982