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@rsaltasaurus.bsky.social

I don't know, man. (He/him)

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something about a monkey paw

06.08.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I now shoot

05.08.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There exists an alternate universe where these dudes are all together with Dunk (6'5 - 315) at RT

04.08.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He should have been Wirfs v2, as an Iowa fan he's the one that got away.

04.08.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is rad

04.08.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Empowered by the action green

02.08.2025 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My kneecap ended today in the wrong place. Having a bad time.

02.08.2025 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"They had to trade DK because he was disgruntled, which made room for Parsons, who they will now drag their feet on paying."

01.08.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OK, so going forward all good job data must be deemed bullshit government propaganda.

01.08.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 327    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Democrats have lost young men. 37 of them, specifically, in the woods outside of Muskegon. They are all presumed dead.

01.08.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1506    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Twice today I have accidentally tapped on a person's name instead of the post and learned that they no longer follow me. Each time it's just like "Yeah, I get it."

01.08.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much winning

01.08.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just wait until these numbers get revised

01.08.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At some point it has to be a choice, right?

01.08.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry, I'm fixed now

01.08.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Recent model. It's a delight.

01.08.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yikes. It's not often you get 3 months of bad jobs numbers in a single month. I wonder if any major changes to global trade policy happened exactly 3 months ago?

01.08.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1286    ๐Ÿ” 300    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I may or may not follow pages dedicated to micro cars. Though I'm a large guy and have plenty of room in my wife's Fiat 500.

01.08.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife is in love with her modern 500 but I keep seeing these and modern 500Ls and dreaming.

01.08.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm always for the murder of prominent former Iowa State players.

01.08.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This will certainly quiet down talk of a cover up

01.08.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuse me, this isn't nearly weird enough.

01.08.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Okay, but what about Fiat 500 pickup conversions?

01.08.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
01.08.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt is looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a white shirt is looking at the camera .

It's my work anniversary today

01.08.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife is going to hate this. Thank you.

01.08.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
final fantasy tactics advance:
the world is completely gibberished corruption

final fantasy tactics advance: the world is completely gibberished corruption

the walls of reality are getting thinner

01.08.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 106    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

My pharmacist is a Nebraska alum and we have fun joking about it. He hates watching them play Iowa, win or lose.

31.07.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife doesn't even watch, just passively takes it in while reading, and misses the original intro.

31.07.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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