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No one has less sympathy for a hangover than my cat

Just saw a trailer for War Horse (2011) You could have told me it was a 30 Rock bit they put budget into

I lost all desire to wear an apple watch around the time I went on anti-anxiety meds. Do with that information what you will.

I want to drink beer and listen to John Fogerty with my Dad, but I am at work and he is dead

Not in any way of real significance, but the most important insignificant change is that I won the war with Ticketmaster’s log in requirements when I wasn’t even paying attention

I know it’s probably going to bite me in the ass and land me in a class action lawsuit, but the passwords app has changed my life

Meteorologists are no more than a modern day court wizard

To be seen is to be known

I consider cheese pizza a dessert