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Lisa Schmeiser

@lschmeiser.bsky.social

Editor in Chief, No Jitter; podcast @ The Incomparable; writer of an intermittent Substack (lschmeiser.substack.com); parent/partner/community volunteer/aspiring long distance swimmer.

2,250 Followers  |  589 Following  |  4,466 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2023
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I said what I said: bsky.app/profile/just...

06.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many did the son eat? I assume it was in multiples.

06.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Also, the autocorrect is killing me. This is AI? Replacing β€œthe promise” with β€œTJ promise?”

06.03.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A gentleman who recently wooed his Bostonian boyfriend out here with TJ promise of better weather and real estate asked my hairdresser if she’s been to Boston.

β€œNo, but I’ve seen Mark Wahlberg in a movie set there.”

β€œThat counts.”

06.03.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

All of us on Bluesky need to resign ourselves to the reality that every senator at Markwayne Mullins' confirmation hearing will be 100% willing to rubber-stamp their colleague's approval, no matter what resistance-lib crap these senators' social media managers post across different channels.

06.03.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Get Your Phil Disney's California Adventure, Liver and Billy Wilder

I posted the link to the latest edition of my free newsletter yesterday right as Bluesky went down. DON'T LET THEM SILENCE ME. Click and subscribe.
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04.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Honestly, I just want to see Boston show us how it's done.

(This is said with love, as Boston is my favorite East Coast city & some of my favorite people hail from that area.)

05.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, I do hope RFK jr doubles down on his Dunkin Donuts thing because historically, picking fights with Bostonians over access to their beverage of choice has gone real well.

05.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Fact check: Grok tells users fake Tel Aviv video is real Can you tell this video is fake? The AI chatbot Grok could not. It’s been viewed millions of times on platforms like X and Instagram, with claims it shows Iranian missiles hitting Tel Aviv.

Grok busy labeling fake videos as real: www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

04.03.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. We're already seeing it in customer service. The ideal revenue model for a lot of these places: Rich people will get human customer service & human teachers in education & human professional attention. The rest of us will be shuffled into AI-generated, subscription-only support services.

04.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pentagon bars William & Mary from college program William & Mary "puzzled and saddened" by Department of Defense announcement.

University that educated American presidents who wrote the Declaration of Independence, established the Monroe Doctrine, now considered "too woke" by Pentagon: www.whro.org/local-govern...

04.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think there's going to be a reckoning in marketing sooner rather than later, b/c humans have a nose for AI slop & are beginning to resent the idea that they're not worth the time/care of human effort.

04.03.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get how some MBA will argue that upskilling newbies is an "uncertain ROI," b/c that employee could go, but in a genuinely capitalist set-up, that just means that a. you have a better-trained labor force, and b. companies have incentive to creatively attract/retain gifted employees.

04.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But this speaks to a larger issue: corporate entities' systemic devaluation of human skill acquired over time. It's ironic b/c genAI demonstrated that human experience + critical thinking is the special sauce, yet companies want to eliminate entry-level positions that lead to both.

04.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For years, grinning men (always men) have asked me what I'll do when AI puts me out of a job & I'm like, "Until it can correctly navigate Bloom's taxonomy of learning & provide actual context to anything, I'm good." If AI puts me out of a job, it'll be because of revenue issues, not skill issues.

04.03.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Grande Dame of the Epstein Files Peggy Siegal, once the most powerful publicist in New York, defends herself.

I was a subscriber to ALLURE magazine back in the day & PR giant Peggy Siegel was one of their most regular sources on any article that was, "Cosmetic surgery β€” are you doing enough? (You are not.)."

This is where she's landed β€” Epstein fixer trying to spin her choices: nymag.com/intelligence...

04.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This skeet and the replies make for good and thoughtful discourse on the nature of labor, skill acquisition, and knowledge work.

04.03.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl, if it's cold enough I'm still wearing socks with the 'stocks. Also, I loved those Volvo wagons!

04.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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How the 'K-shaped' economy is showing up at two big U.S. gyms The outlooks of Life Time and Planet Fitness show the divergence in spending between higher- and lower-income consumers.

Two fitness chains, two very different economic forecasts, one great illustration of how companies are going to continue to degrade their middle-income and working-class consumer offerings in favor of chasing the top tier: www.cnbc.com/2026/02/28/l...

04.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7415    πŸ” 1507    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 71
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Psychology - Wikipedia

Right? "Oh no, someone has correctly observed at least four things about me! How ever will I live?"

I mean, I'm part of a demographic that knew and chewed on WEIRD as part of psychology bias, I'm okay with AWFUL.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychol...

03.03.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I try to limit my time/exposure to those spaces but I'm not sure AWFUL is landing like they're hoping it does because people are like, "I'm not sure why I'm supposed to be insulted by any of this?" and there's no point in an insult when nobody reacts.

03.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

True, you can't sleep on the "my kid told me about the project due tomorrow at 8:55 p.m." market.

03.03.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hypocrisy means immunity from accountability and consequences. I wish the "a-ha, gotcha!" brigade would stop acting like catching out people in a lie is a great victory when all you're doing it making these people look cooler to their target audience.

03.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

reading sloprehension [compound noun, coinage]: the skill of being able to suss out ai-generated copy using context and syntax clues

03.03.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure there is ample research on this too β€” the lifecycle of a family's consumer patterns over 20 years changes when you go from "building family traditions" and "clothing a baby" to launching those kids. I only needed to buy one Easter basket, you know?

03.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is notable (to me) that the people who have correctly perceived this are the right wingers who are trying to make the AWFUL (affluent white female urban liberal) label stick as a perjorative.

03.03.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to go for seasonal party/hostessing stuff β€” Easter basket candy, Halloween decor β€” plus craft & camping supplies for my scouts, plus kids' underwear & socks. But ... we've aged out of some of that, did one-and-done buys for other things (skeletons), and there are other places to shop.

03.03.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What does Target offer that other places don't? It doesn't lead on price, it doesn't lead on customer experience, it doesn't lead on merch mix, and pissing off the woke libs did not boost sales with the customer base it wooed in 2025.

What's the value proposition at this point?

03.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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CEOs see AI as the biggest business risk, exceeding geopolitical turmoil CEOs and CFOs, confronting the rapid spread of AI, face the risk of underperforming by investing either too little or too much in the far-reaching technology.

"CEOs for the first time see artificial intelligence as the biggest risk, exceeding the potential harm to their industries from geopolitical turmoil, cyber intrusions, and financial and economic instability, the Conference Board said Thursday."

www.cfodive.com/news/ceos-se...

02.03.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0