cerise 🍒🔆🏳️‍⚧️

wait this app has functioning dms unlike that other site

and they told me x was the everything app pshhh

good morning oil country, today is gonna be a good day

bluesky just doesn’t have the vibes and most of my mutuals went back there i’m sorry 😭

ummm………..

oh right you all exist

poosky

Actually tho #付き合ってあげてもいいかな

I love the man a lot, I just thought he was going to talk to me about something serious with a text like that

my grandpa texts me with “Call me.” making me think it’s an urgent thing so i frantically call him only for it to be a 15 minute conversation about his new paper shredder 😭😭😭

choose

playing black deck purple stake and seeing the 1.2 million chip violet vessel entering ante 8 thinking i’m surely dead

the clutch baseball card on the final reroll before the boss and my 5 uncommon jokers:

“yellow is no one’s favourite colour” CLEARLY you haven’t seen the dandelion crayon girl on tiktok

WHAT IS GOING ON

gibby from icarly brought the boom before it was cool

it just keeps getting worse

i got the burrito

how did they not elect george mcgovern as president his name is literally MCGOVERN

burrito place isn’t open at 9am this is so fucked up i should be able to get a burrito when i want a burrito

but it js

good morning

All beautiful women should live exclusively in Alberta and no where else.

lol fell from inner circle to off completely because i haven’t been on this app enough

you ever just spend so much time talking to trans people that you completely lose all sense of how your voice is perceived by cis people

HELL YEAH

just noticed the boss blind i'm ending it all

watching the sharks game and man smith and celebrini are it. they are it.

i usually do but i had something that i thought i could go really far with but then it just casually decided to multiply the requirement by 20

my balatro run be so fine then boom. 300 million chip blind.

i blinked and 5 hours passed

she has no idea what christmas is