Based on my lifestyle I find this hard to believe.
04.03.2026 10:07 —
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Bins don’t exist for these people. You have to throw them directly in the sea.
04.03.2026 09:31 —
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36 Hours left to back this project and get yourself a book!
Link 👇👇👇👇
03.03.2026 11:30 —
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True, but I’m fully stocked.
04.03.2026 09:29 —
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It’s annoying. I don’t NEED anything from Ann Summers.
04.03.2026 09:25 —
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Come into town to do some bits that need doing. Two observations:
1. Lotta vomit on these pavements
2. It’s weird that Ann Summers is open earlier than the knitting shop or Lakeland. That’s weird, right?
04.03.2026 09:22 —
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bloody HELL
04.03.2026 09:12 —
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"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
04.03.2026 00:38 —
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Rachel Reeves is the ultimate 'I want to see the manager' who seems to not know she's the manager.
04.03.2026 09:00 —
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For best results visit ubuntu.com/download today!
04.03.2026 08:54 —
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Finally making it to the post office with something I promised @umarditta.bsky.social three weeks ago. I am a model of efficiency.
04.03.2026 08:49 —
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Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.
trying out a new feature, lmk if it works
03.03.2026 18:38 —
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Solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris…
04.03.2026 08:46 —
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And forever to boot…
04.03.2026 08:22 —
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Surely you’re not implying Nige isn’t able to stand up to Putin? National hero Nigel Farage? The latter day St George?
04.03.2026 08:21 —
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He’d sell it as the right idea for the time, botched implementation, missed opportunity for glory that can never be replicated in such a changed world. And people would buy it.
04.03.2026 08:18 —
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I say this with no glee, and not to praise the man, but once he gets power he’ll want to keep it, he has no principles, and there is a very big, very easy to use, neon-yellow lever right there.
04.03.2026 08:11 —
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I still sort of believe it’s going to be Prime Minister Farage who ends up doing most of the obvious repairs that need doing.
04.03.2026 08:09 —
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I’m not saying wearing smart glasses definitely makes you a danger. I’m merely saying it’s quicker and safer to assume.
04.03.2026 07:59 —
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The world tour!
03.03.2026 20:15 —
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I can’t bear this thought.
03.03.2026 20:08 —
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It would ruin the tour.
03.03.2026 20:03 —
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More like “Joyce Carol, perfect, no notes” amirite?
03.03.2026 19:45 —
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Please, Hagai, we need a peaceful transfer of power and you need to accept the results of this election.
03.03.2026 19:38 —
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Have I not suffered enough? What with all the iniquities?
03.03.2026 19:37 —
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Inside you are two wolves. One's a doctor and the other a clown.
03.03.2026 19:35 —
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This bit never gets old. For me anyway.
03.03.2026 19:31 —
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Wait. What did you think I meant? Oh my god you sicko.
03.03.2026 19:29 —
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Don’t look so hurt. They can’t have people eating the attractions can they?
03.03.2026 19:29 —
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Inside you are two wolves. You are an ark.
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