cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)

You didn’t realise that Jamie is secretly [Named Author]?

Well not like this, I can tell you that much.

Lede buried deeper than Jimmy Hoffa

A Bluesky post reading: "Challenge for those who are very confident that Claude isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works."

Brother I don't know pears work but I can still tell when one's made of wax

I'm unusually quiet right now while I wait in a couple of things. Good time to sneak in a commission if anyone is hankering for such a thing. Prices unchanged since '25, so here's last year's price list.

Sixth Sense is a Christmas movie confirmed.

Pity about Ian Huntley. I’d have like to have seen him recover enough to live a long life in constant pain.

A hat that dope cannot be guilty of a crime.

Well you’d think so. But then there’s the hat to consider.

Do they have to make the last big bad literally Nazis - HATLESS Nazis at that - to preserve the ambiguity of whether he’s the greatest monster in the show? Yes, yes they do. Such is the power of the hat.

Ah but this can be read two ways. Is he breaking (becoming) bad, or is he BREAKING the baddies? Again, the hat makes it impossible to be sure.

I see we are talking about Breaking Bad again. The thing is that Walter White may do terrible things, and he may choose to do them freely, but he has a cool hat. It is therefore impossible to tell whether he is good or bad.

The one that jumps out at me is that people are not according Don Tweety the proper respect.

There existed an addiction to bouncing.

There is of course the famous punk saying: “ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”

I refer you to your screen name!

Today was the day Donald Trump became the green energy president

Looks nicer in the original Kremlin.

“An engine of shudders”. That’s beautiful that is.

Maurice Glasman shut the fuck up challenge 2026.

Oratorically there’s not a politician in my lifetime in his class.

Jesus Christ was she not even in the CCF at school? All guns are loaded, Kemi. First rule.

Just do what you so clearly want to do, tv execs: bring back The West Wing with Josh as president now.

Wait they’re bringing back the show about space cowboys who can’t let go of the past even though times have changed beyond recognition? Huh.

I still think he should be called Baby Jabba the Hutt.

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Canonical name for both Luke and Leia, yes.

There is one proper naming convention for younger versions of old Star Wars characters and it is “Baby Old Star Wars Character Name”

IT IS NOT.

Granted, but this is lazy on a new level. Also he looks weird, I don’t like him.