Anna Maltese

The people who didn’t know what she was for? All white.

Everyone else listened & knew.

The message wasn’t bad or missed.

You white guys programmed yourselves to dismiss anyone not a white male. Stop looking outside yourselves for the problem.

You’re the fucking problem.

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Bonus points for the Rush reference.

That's a nonpology right there.

"I mean, if it was up to me, you'd wear that tattoo for the rest of your pecker-suckin' life."

Plus Bernie is a ratfucking misogynist, whereas Janet Mills is not a ratfucking misogynist.

Awww, you guys are good neighbors to your local birds 🥰

Absolutely true. And keep the ball of fluff loose so it doesn't tangle birb leggies

Last year, I decided to try something I'd read about and took a small ball of Minerva's fluff that I'd groomed from her and placed it in one of the bougainvillea trellises, in case any birds happened by and needed some extra material to build their nests.

The other day, I witnessed the payoff. 💙

Even if I accept the idea that some voters just gotta touch the stove to learn, we all still had to go through this hell for these morons to seek self-improvement -- if they bother, which I doubt. I am resentful and my resentment is righteous.

Good morning. Don't vote for the Nazi candidate.

WOO HOO!! OMG, congratulations! This is fantastic!

Hillary Clinton once couldn’t even get a credit card in her own name. Yet some Gen Z women are being algorithm-fed “tradwife” fantasies without understanding the history. Women’s independence isn’t trauma. It’s evolution. #Pinks #Momsky

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Go on…

Sure, this is bad, but at least @BigBallz69 will be able to have access to enough of our municipal water to shit out yet another AI generated image of an army of naked Millie Bobby Browns. At least for another year.

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Couldn’t someone just…

Oyster Kracker

I couldn’t decide between calling him the Oyster KKKracker or the Graham KKKracker, so I settled on both.

Come see me drag the Oyster KKKracker in @jamiesbowen.bsky.social’s newest KKKrackerDrag

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

“…let’s focus on places where attention matters”…? Ok, like Nazi shit, then.

"Trumpy, you can do fascist things!"

🎵RUBIO...HAS TWO BUT VERY SMALL...🎵

"What's a Stalingrad?"

Sadly, that sort of variations-on-a-theme creativity isn’t something that QAnoners are blessed with an overabundance of.

* takes long drag on cigarette, stares into middle distance *

According to QAnon, The Simpsons predicts/writes the future and I'm part of the Illuminati. So all I can say is:

goddamnit, we're trying