Sparf the Sand Moose's Avatar

Sparf the Sand Moose

@sparf.bsky.social

DC Area Furry, author, actor, narrator, LARPer, mediocre M:tG player, and lots more. 42 My posts represent NO ORGANIZATION. Trans Rights are human rights πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

702 Followers  |  727 Following  |  1,158 Posts  |  Joined: 25.07.2023  |  1.8561

Latest posts by sparf.bsky.social on Bluesky

You β€˜run the gamut’ and β€˜run the gauntlet.’

You don’t β€˜run the gambit.’

gamut = entire range or series

gauntlet = severe trial

Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy

18.08.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4877    πŸ” 1266    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 186

I’m late to the KPop Demon Hunter party. Holy crap! That was cool

18.08.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe I didn’t snag a Furpoc room. Ugh.

17.08.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once more, for those in the back:

People insufficiently grounded or mature to distinguish between β€œfantasy I don’t enjoy” and β€œfantasy you shouldn’t be allowed to depict” will never be allies of more than convenienceβ€”a convenience that will always be theirs, and not your own. Do not trust them.

15.08.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a ten year old one and I love it

15.08.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking through dead group chats, silent dms, old interactions. So much has changed in just a few years. Some I miss, some I don't. Mostly, I feel like I've struggled to create depth and intimacy in the ways I used to with new friends. And that weighs heavier with the ones I've lost along the way.

12.08.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
Post image Post image Post image

I have a potential edge case question: Iam looking to submit masks that are technically 3D but hang on walls in a similar depth to canvases in your photo on this post.

Do I need to request a table space like any other 3D piece or may I request wall space? See photos for an example of what I mean:

11.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

08.08.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly an international treasure who must be protected at all costs!

I have learned so much from her threads over the years

08.08.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Simpsons. Krusty the Clown. β€œThey drove a dump truck full of money to my house.”

The Simpsons. Krusty the Clown. β€œThey drove a dump truck full of money to my house.”

Whenever an actor signed to a Harry Potter project issues a statement

07.08.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3190    πŸ” 978    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 15

With enough OwO that word isn’t Rum anymore >.>

08.08.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I…read that as his body’s physical arms, not his standard. And I was confused.

07.08.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm seeing less posts about the Visa and Mastercard situation and I want to make it plain as day. You need to keep calling and bothering them, and losing them money.

Because if we lose this, they are going to cut more and more from what's available until you can only buy what they approve of.

06.08.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7819    πŸ” 7024    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 32

My dad and I didn’t always get along when he was alive but he almost walked out of a funeral over that issue.

06.08.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Funerals and memorials are times and places of comfort. They should not be used as an excuse to proselytize.

Period.

Prayers or eulogies that are religious are whatever if that’s what fam wants.

But I’ve been to too many funerals where it became β€œWho’d like to come down here and get saved??”

06.08.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

1/3 of my comic collection was duplicates, or things I didn’t actually want just bought in the 90s speculator boom.

I have now excised those to people who will give them a better home.

I didn’t need 3 copies of Batman 500 or the DW Transformers comics. Variant covers. Or Iron Man 300.

06.08.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing that bugs me is that people act like an algorithm that’s going to censor them isn’t going to just immediately censor whatever new words we invent.

06.08.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not only do I 100% agree with this, but the creation of the word β€˜unalive’ is straight up double-speak.

06.08.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Post image

Unfriendly reminder:

06.08.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9799    πŸ” 3251    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 36

β€œShe breasted boobily toward the stairs and titted downward” is no longer satire

06.08.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha holy shit

06.08.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Realizing how old the Arkham games are and how well they hold up makes me feel old but also I want another Batman game in that style.

Can be a different continuity, I don’t care but I do love all four games. Even Origins

06.08.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
drawing of a man laying on bed with an old school phone in hand. he has a speech bubble that says "I'm so confused~ is what i'm buying illegal?" the text on the page says "keep calling and writing until payment processor censorship is reversed. one call a day makes a difference! mastercard and visa's statements aren't good enough. let's keep up the pressure together!"

drawing of a man laying on bed with an old school phone in hand. he has a speech bubble that says "I'm so confused~ is what i'm buying illegal?" the text on the page says "keep calling and writing until payment processor censorship is reversed. one call a day makes a difference! mastercard and visa's statements aren't good enough. let's keep up the pressure together!"

he hasn't stopped calling~ have you? 🫡

how to call: stop-paypros.neocities.org

info and resources on pay discrimination: cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...

05.08.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4979    πŸ” 3046    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 19

Also, here’s a general reminder:

Psychic powers are not a reasonable expectation of people. Nor is β€œwell everyone* knows so you should.”

*the people on one discord server or in a single telegram chat

05.08.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a lot of stuff that needs to be said in the moment.

Maybe not always but more than we currently do.

A lot of people are pathologically conflict-avoidant by choice. (Trauma is excluded from my statements.)

05.08.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway. I’m probably in the wrong for doing it the way I did. I will live with that and try to be better about not creating tempests in teacups.

But it’s kind of like if I went back to the job I quit and saw That Haircut making snide comments about my work friends.

05.08.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was over the top and rude of me, especially in public. And not something I’m prone to doing.

I might even feel a little guilty.

But when you go out of your way to be a dick to volunteers, when you could have been normal about it?

I saw red and reacted. It was like 2015 Twitter-Me came back.

05.08.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m usually a nice enough person.

But today I snapped. A decade of being forced to deal with a person and their entitled complaining and I realized that I no longer had to.

So I called them a miserable husk of a Karen who only wants to complain so they feel powerful.

05.08.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

your retro gaming scene if it doesn’t include any trans or queer folks:

β€œhey guys wasn’t Mega Man 2 cool? wasn’t TMNT the arcade game cool? wasn’t Super Mario Bros 3 cool? wasn’t Contra cool? UP UP DOWN DOWN remember that lol?”

05.08.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1017    πŸ” 314    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 54

Yes! This!

05.08.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@sparf is following 20 prominent accounts