Yes, Sir. 😋
05.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, Sir. 😋
05.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤤
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Came home from the gym to discover new gear arrived. Of course I had to hastily try it on! The gas mask needs to be modified a bit (cutting straps, tinting the lenses, &c.), but I'm excited for the shape of things to come.
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Happy Wednesday, woofy! 😈🐷😈
05.03.2026 01:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I volunteer! 🙋♂️
01.03.2026 13:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ugh! My goal weight is you on top of me and filling me up like a dessert. 🥵
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Got some ink therapy today! I can't wait for it to be coloured in.
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Today I close out week seven of my 12-week cut cycle! I'm trying be the woofiest dungeon pig possible!
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I predict I'm going to be playing Pokémon FireRed this weekend. 😌
27.02.2026 13:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It's time to get this day started. Good morning, pigs! 😈🐷😈
24.02.2026 13:47 — 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Sundays are for lounging around in tighty whities. 😈🐷😈
22.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 56 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
Clean bedding, dirty mind. You pigs wanna come over?
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I close out week six of my 12-week cut cycle. According to coach, as the "whoosh" does its thing, I'll be entering the "paper towel effect" where weekly changes become less subtle and more striking (yay!).
Happy Friday, pigs!
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Gym washroom selfie. I wish it was a little more cruisy.
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18.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, it's not just me then? 😅
18.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Had a dream last night that I became a sexy drone, and now... well... I want to explore more of that. It sounds hot as fuck!
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Today, I close out week five of my 12-week cut cycle! The water retention is slowly beginning to flush away and I'm feeling less squishy (yay!). 😅
Time to finish the week strong! Happy Friday, pigs. Are you excited for the weekend?
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Hey... 🥹
13.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In case you pigs were wondering... 😈🐷😈
12.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*blep*
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Fuuuuuck... *sniff* 😈🐷😈
11.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤘🔥😈🔥🤘
10.02.2026 16:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, hey... 🤤
09.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Had a Satanic bate session with an online buddy. The load was too hot not to share.
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Closing out week four of my cut-cycle kind of sucked. I'm told it's the "ugly duckling" phase and the water retention is peaking. Allegedly it's all going to "whoosh" away in a week or two. I guess I'll trust the process. 😅
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Time to wake up and get ready for the gym... I'm at the "ugly duckling" phase of my cut-cycle and I don't care for it. 😅
Happy Friday, pigs! Are you excited for the weekend?
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Happy Hump Day, pigs.
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01.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 58 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0I had something similar happen a few years back. It was a lesson I wished I could have learned for free. 🥲
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