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Kev Kage

@kevkage.bsky.social

enjoyer of themed experiences, in spite of how embarrassing that sounds ▢️ https://youtube.com/@kevkageneedsalife πŸ‘• themeparksnark.com

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perfect

01.03.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with his eyes closed and the words dump him girl written below him ALT: a man with his eyes closed and the words dump him girl written below him
01.03.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There used to be another company that was known for this, forget the name

01.03.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Correction: he has a stack of these in his pocket. Still a nice gesture though πŸ˜„

28.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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At Universal. My daughter was afraid of Drac because she’s dramatic. He talked her off the ledge and wrote this out for her. 10/10

28.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m working on a new video. It is incredibly stupid, even for me, and it requires a considerable time commitment in spite of that.

I hit the halfway mark today. So uh…it can’t be stopped. For better or worse, it’s happening. Just wanted to give you a heads up πŸ˜‘

27.02.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I applaud the spirit of this but as a lifelong NYR fan and onetime mascot CANNOT APPROVE!

26.02.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After over a decade of relentlessly teasing my children, the chickens have come home to roost

26.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I want them to keep adding puzzles until it takes me 12 hours to do them and then I can sleep for the other 12 and have a life well lived

26.02.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well shucks

26.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

That original pricing never made sense to me. It's like, I'll probably go 3x max since it has such limited dates and you were just breaking even at that point

25.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

heck yeah. don't have to shoot the stereo, they're playin' my kind of music

25.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

assuming you already have the trollercoaster credit

25.02.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very cool they made two for every fan!

25.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What day is Garfield Lasagna Party

25.02.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Rapunzel soap in my bathroom for some reason

Rapunzel soap in my bathroom for some reason

Happy to report my hands now smell like Rapunzel (???)

25.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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if we don't save the coaxium, who will??

24.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this isn't an isolated event and continues to be the dumbest thing ever in each place it pops up.

"25% of your workload should be AI"
"...like...with what, in what capacity?"
"25%"

24.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SOURDOUGH HACK: If you put on a disguise, you can go right back in and get ANOTHER free piece of sourdough

This HACK and more in my video here:
(cc: @thedudeabidesman.bsky.social)

23.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Kev Kage Needs a Life For the past 20 years I've worked in advertising and entertainment, but what I REALLY want to do is direct- er, make videos about the glorious world of themed experiences. Mostly born out of passion, ...

Two years ago today, sensing my job was on the verge of being cut, I went to Universal Studios alone in the rain to begin a journey: to see if there was any financial viability in creating a theme park YouTube channel.

54 videos later, the answer is a resounding no. It’s a great day to subscribe!

23.02.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Chubby idiot with braces at ANIMANIACS IN CONCERT

Chubby idiot with braces at ANIMANIACS IN CONCERT

Livin the dream

22.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get that success in politics usually requires playing the game. But we’re in a weird spot right now. People responded to current POTUS β€˜cuz he didn’t need to politic & just said whatever. Yes not everyone has that luxury but right now the electorate is desperate for people who aren’t full of shit

21.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is pretty funny. And like, such a bummer. I watched this without sound which is even more telling. The body language around β€œwho am I going to piss off before I answer this” is wild

21.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Team Cherry makes games I absolutely love until I hate haha. I don’t think it’s in their DNA but if they ever made an installment that dialed it back like two notches it’d probably be in my top 3 ever

21.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Silksong Act 3 is relentless and even though I’m not doing any of the hard parts, it’s exhausting. I also find it bonkers that I’m pretty meticulous about exploring but missed what feels like large swaths of game haha

Sitting at 84% and 93 hours but it’s pretty much google mode from here on out

21.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys I’m sorry I’ve done X2 twice now and it doesn’t crack my top 20 let alone top 5

20.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"During the briefing, Mazloum acknowledged reservations can be a friction point for frequent visitors. He said resort leaders have discussed ways to restore more spontaneity to a Disneyland visit while maintaining demand management."

IT'S NOT ABOUT DEMAND
STOP SAYING IT'S ABOUT DEMAND

20.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when humans aren’t in the room toys take their anti-inflammatories

20.02.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair this has kind of been the comnective thread of the Toy Story saga thus far

20.02.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no

20.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0