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Specifically a mimic in the shape of a duck

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More Hellper... KABOOM!

06.10.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An astronomer peer through a high powered telescope. She says "ooo... I think I've found an entirely new exoplanet. Can't wait to publish." Through the telescope, we see the the exoplanet has a large mountain ridge that resembles a detailed phallus. The astronomer, shaken, pulls her head back from the telescope. At the local bar, she holds a glass of liquor while worriedly contemplating the enormity of her discovery.

An astronomer peer through a high powered telescope. She says "ooo... I think I've found an entirely new exoplanet. Can't wait to publish." Through the telescope, we see the the exoplanet has a large mountain ridge that resembles a detailed phallus. The astronomer, shaken, pulls her head back from the telescope. At the local bar, she holds a glass of liquor while worriedly contemplating the enormity of her discovery.

04.10.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1395    ๐Ÿ” 143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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How to Turn Off AI Tools Like Gemini, Apple Intelligence, Copilot, and More - Consumer Reports AI features are crowding into Google search, Gmail, iPhones, Windows laptops, and other products. If you're suffering from AI overload, these settings can help.

๐Ÿซก

03.10.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8212    ๐Ÿ” 5381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 89
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social - 20h
theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises

Woderful wisart
@leonardcohenfan19.bsky.social
Inanpropriate post on my feed

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social - 20h theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises Woderful wisart @leonardcohenfan19.bsky.social Inanpropriate post on my feed

02.10.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5112    ๐Ÿ” 990    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

19.07.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18599    ๐Ÿ” 7301    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 235    ๐Ÿ“Œ 654

Just a few days away from October.

A reminder.

27.09.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 538    ๐Ÿ” 192    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Well don't I feel stupid

26.09.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25924    ๐Ÿ” 6806    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 291    ๐Ÿ“Œ 144

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post!
#pixelart

24.09.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8305    ๐Ÿ” 2652    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54
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Two bits which never get old:

1. Describing a very large quantity as "several".

2. Saying that there are "a number of" options when the number in question is two.

23.09.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 347    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes

22.09.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1463    ๐Ÿ” 508    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

#silksong

21.09.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1778    ๐Ÿ” 645    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
r/vintageapple: I put a hat on my iMac without thinking about it, didn't notice until I cleaned my office how handsome it looks. (by u/blendertricks)

[a photo of the bondi blue imac g3 wearing a hat]

r/vintageapple: I put a hat on my iMac without thinking about it, didn't notice until I cleaned my office how handsome it looks. (by u/blendertricks) [a photo of the bondi blue imac g3 wearing a hat]

20.09.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1609    ๐Ÿ” 547    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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It's time to bring this up again

29.08.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3769    ๐Ÿ” 1771    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Scientific American... Welcome to the Resistance.

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ

19.09.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck me this is bleak.
But please, do continue to use GenAI slop thumbnails for your YouTube videos, or your album art, or your book covers or whatever else. I'll continue to refuse to watch/listen/read any of them, knowing already they're not worth the time & that you're a disappointing lazy hack.

18.09.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3995    ๐Ÿ” 1898    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 93
Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Bruh

18.09.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31264    ๐Ÿ” 11387    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 104
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lineart drawing of an ogre crying while holding a pen and tablet. text around him says, "everyone call ogre BAD AT DRAWING and IT TRUE! ogre barely even ARTIST!! ogre finally finish a 3/4 face, but ogre only can do basic drawing like a head and shoulder and can't comprehend advanced skills like "foreshortening" that make art DYNAMIC! OGRE SO DUMB IT MAKE OGRE SAD!! at this rate, ogre will never draw art worthy of repost!!"

lineart drawing of an ogre crying while holding a pen and tablet. text around him says, "everyone call ogre BAD AT DRAWING and IT TRUE! ogre barely even ARTIST!! ogre finally finish a 3/4 face, but ogre only can do basic drawing like a head and shoulder and can't comprehend advanced skills like "foreshortening" that make art DYNAMIC! OGRE SO DUMB IT MAKE OGRE SAD!! at this rate, ogre will never draw art worthy of repost!!"

do you ever feel

12.09.2025 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2846    ๐Ÿ” 1084    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
rlyehtaxidermist on tumblr:  "immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us. 

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall. 

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

rlyehtaxidermist on tumblr: "immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us. "immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall. "immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

06.09.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1546    ๐Ÿ” 455    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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Sharing with ALT text for those who aren't aware of the ongoing real world implications for trans people in the U.S.

"I'm afraid I could be arrested if I travel to that state..."

15.03.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7086    ๐Ÿ” 3361    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 173
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Denmark Makes History: Your Face and Voice Are Now Your Intellectual Property Europe's First Digital Identity Protection Law Tackles the Deepfake Crisis Denmark is poised to become the first European nation to grant citizens copyright control over their own faces, voices, and ...

Denmark is poised to grant citizens copyright control over their own faces, voices, and bodies

The copyright amendment would give every citizen legal ownership over their physical likeness, allowing them to demand the removal of unauthorized AI-generated content

www.myprivacy.blog/denmark-make...

03.09.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 735    ๐Ÿ” 319    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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designing this room was my hyperfixation for like a week straight ๐Ÿซ 

#gamedev #indiedev #pixelart

03.12.2024 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 360    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Nobody who voted to confirm RFK is fit to hold public office

04.09.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15958    ๐Ÿ” 3033    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 237    ๐Ÿ“Œ 144
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This sums up this payment NSFW fiasco pretty well.

03.09.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6215    ๐Ÿ” 3429    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

02.09.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent advice from an excellent man.

01.09.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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