Wanda Maximoff (she/her)

Fuck, I’m tired. Maybe I could sleep more than 3 hours tonight.

If you are watching Trump's presser right now, you are seeing beyond reasonable doubt a person not mentally suited for any position of responsibility. Even running a small store.

GOP members of the House and Senate: You are seeing this too.

Trump and his national security team have learned nothing from our prior mistakes in the Middle East. Bombing a school (a incompetent mistake) and a desalinization plant (probably not a mistake) is just going to empower Iran's hardline leadership and dangerous terrorist groups.

Trump has already spent at least $10 billion taxpayer dollars on this war in Iran… and that number is only going to go up.

Trump always finds the money for bombs, but not for Americans’ health care.

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Weijia Jiang @weijia NEW—In a phone interview, President Trump told me the war could be over soon: “I think the war is very complete, pretty much. They have no navy, no communications, they’ve got no Air Force.” He added that the U.S. is “very far” ahead of his initial 4-5 week estimated time frame. 3:16 PM · Mar 9, 2026 · 1,371 Views

CBS reports POTUS thinks the war could be over because we've bombed to win. Sure, no further questions.

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one of those things that sort of makes you understand how society is a communal effort that you have to opt into is realizing that if you don’t look obviously poor and don’t ever steal anything you can’t pay for, shoplifting is a risk free crime.

"It’s going to disappear. One day - it’s like a miracle - it will disappear."

Digital illustration in ink and color style. A hippopotamus standing on a low hillock. He has the wings and engines of a biplane strapped to his flanks. The propellers are spinning and he's wearing goggles. Sitting on top of the upper wing in front of a control stick is a capybara wearing a white silk scarf that's flapping in th breeze, a leather old-timey aviator helmet and goggles. Just two aquatic mammals who are friends taking to the air. Arcing agains the blue sky and clouds of the background is lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.

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Begging politicians to stop proposing policies and outcomes that will not happen, you're not helping with the whole populism problem.

What if the moon were made of cheese, motherfucker?

Gonna try to focus on what I can control today. Which, as it turns out, is not much.

*NATO INTERCEPTS BALLISTIC MISSILE ENTERING TURKISH AIRSPACE

“Ashokan Farewell” plays plaintively in the background as the camera pans over sepia-toned Insta pics of douchebags betting on Polymarket.

thinking about the voters who intentionally did this to me and the newspaper articles that were published encouraging me to see their point of view

It's becoming increasingly obvious why no US president prior to Trump II ever gave Netanyahu the big war with Iran he's been demanding since 2002.

I am truly so very sorry for your loss. Thank you for sharing this most profound and deepest of hurts so that others enduring the same pain know that they are not alone.

Oh yeah Snyder is platforming Sarah Kendzior, it's over, you can pack it up, he's cooked.

a close up of a man 's face with the words `` same as it ever was '' above it . Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` same as it ever was '' above it .

We’re living in a Talking Heads song.

Even with my four banger Subaru, driving my 54 mile round trip to work five days a week is going to SUCK.

Love to work to afford to drive to work. 😑

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Hard to beat the Sunday Scaries when we're at war and the economy is careening into a ditch

Prof. Peters teaching at Yale, she stands by a blackboard and is wearing pants and a blazer. She looks to be in her mid 40s but it is hard to say. Picture from Yale law school website obituary.

In honor of international Women's Day I am going to tell you a story about Ellen Ash Peters, the first female professor at Yale Law and the first female Justice on the Connecticut Supreme Court.

The elderly, mentally deteriorating president is dangerously disconnected from reality

*IRAN PICKS KHAMENEI'S SON, MOJTABA, AS SUPREME LEADER: FARS

40th Anniversary edition of Barbie and the Rockers Barbie Doll

In today’s episode of “I Bought Something Silly and Frivolous to Resurrect My Childhood and Assuage My Adult Anxiety” may I present to you: