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@josephmaurer81.bsky.social

Iโ€™ll be your best friend, I promise! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป Superman fan, but loyal to Marvel more. And, biggest Phillies fan around Blue. ๐Ÿฆ‹

420 Followers  |  552 Following  |  200 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.7647

Latest posts by josephmaurer81.bsky.social on Bluesky

I saw the President pop up on my tv feed as I was eating, I farted really loudโ€ฆ and blamed him. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ’จ

28.11.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I typically live in the #TwilightZone everyday on social media, what better way to exert my frustrationโ€ฆ than, unload these pinballs on Mr. Serling. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป

Spoiler: Iโ€™d rather punch a punching bag that has an orange-headed assclown instead. ๐Ÿ˜

23.11.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For classic horror-phobes, hereโ€™s the #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon machine. Either the lighting is lousy here, but these machines have weak lighting to see the balls. ๐Ÿค”

23.11.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jinkies! Contending with #ScoobyDoo classic pinball to start.. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‰

23.11.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œIf only I fell on my face a year ago, I would have been Frankieโ€ฆโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‰

16.11.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Never heard of #Gorgar and its pinball machine before. As old as it is, it runs a bit sluggishly. Yet, it sounds like an old Atari 2600 game. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

16.11.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another Sunday, another Classic Arcade showcase. Today, itโ€™s the nostalgic #KISS pinball machine. No music (a plus), no flare. A dud of a machine. ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป

16.11.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Levi burned that bridge, once he stated who heโ€™s siding with politically. Let him do Tubi movies with Kevin Sorbo & Dean Cain. ๐Ÿ˜‰

13.11.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This couldnโ€™t waitโ€ฆ I just broke the high score on the #Popeye pinball game. No spinach needed! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป

09.11.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Apparently, I โ€˜could not passโ€™ with this classic #LordOfTheRings pinball machine. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’

09.11.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For Classic Arcade Sunday, hitting up a bit for Ultimate #MortalKombat3. Fatality ๐Ÿฉธ

09.11.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Ironman pinball, about as awesome a game as it is. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

07.11.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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On BlueSky, Iโ€™ll probably explore this moreโ€ฆ playing old school arcade/pinball games here. Btw this game rules, I suck shit at Donkey Kong. Go figure! ๐Ÿ˜‰

07.11.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To elaborate the only way I see it, Swift lobbying for Kamala only helped sway more votes towards โ€œHIMโ€. It was the peopleโ€™s fatigue of too much Taylor in pop culture & much rather venture in a never direction. IMO

03.11.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taylor Swift is the best example. Dems looked to her thinking she would make a difference last year, it backfired badly!

03.11.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe the World Series went 7 games from word of mouth. And yet, I seriously donโ€™t give the slightest of shits. Like I said in a previous post, screw both franchises until the end of time. I bet one team will have a blast at the East wing gala in the WH, truly deserved. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป

02.11.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh dear, I have the dreaded โ€œ404โ€ when it comes to how many followers I have. First, thank you for following. Second, letโ€™s boost it past 404 por favor. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป

02.11.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I half-expect it to be a coat rack in the administration by now. ๐Ÿ˜’

30.10.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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21.10.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck the Dodgers, fuck the Blue Jays, fuck baseball in generalโ€ฆ excuse me, Iโ€™m just a jilted Phillies fan who hates seeing the worst attributes in the sport being represented. I shudder to think what these 2 ass-clown squads would do when they visit the dilapidated White House after winning the WS.

21.10.2025 07:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nearly 11k losses as a franchiseโ€ฆ that says otherwise. ๐Ÿซฉ

10.10.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Birthday #JohnLennon, Happy Birthday #SeanLennon. Thank you & God Bless. ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿปโ˜ฎ๏ธ

09.10.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s time to let Topper go! #Phillies

09.10.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In preparation for his 10th birthday, my boy now has purple hair. Here, I wanted my kid to be everything I couldnโ€™t be: strong, wacky, confident, talented. And, whatโ€™s he doing: video games, the saxophone, soft at heart. Needless to say, he didnโ€™t follow too much of my leadโ€ฆ. I couldnโ€™t be prouder.๐Ÿ’œ

03.10.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ™„

21.09.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53659    ๐Ÿ” 13744    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2878    ๐Ÿ“Œ 931

The Right has been doing a good job, seeing burning paper & throwing a Molotov cocktail at it. While the Left should just offer โ€œThoughts and Prayersโ€ and wait until Conservatives have their feet in their mouths, especially after the last 48 hours.

12.09.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

09.09.2025 07:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump, staying media quiet for days, only to pop back up soonโ€ฆ #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles ๐Ÿ˜ค

30.08.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Jesus Christ does exist, I pray of his existenceโ€ฆ to make this bimbo slip & stub her toe. ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜

09.08.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, RFK! ๐Ÿคจ

06.08.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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