This is a great John Zorn joke.
18.02.2026 05:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is a great John Zorn joke.
18.02.2026 05:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I will be referring to ICE agents as “Gestap-bros” until further notice.
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Everyone who came out to see Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile last night, from the bottom of my dead heart: Thank you.
The positive feedback has been overwhelming, so we're trying to figure out where to go from here.
In the meantime, just... thank you for going to see the dumbest thing ever made.
A stack of issues of the Onion print edition with a letter on top. The letter details the Onion’s ongoing battle (both legal and metaphysical) with the USPS and is signed by the very real, very much not made up Onion Membership Team.
So, my Onion print edition subscription initially got lost in the mail, but @bencollins.bsky.social and crew came through with 6 months of back issues and this very illuminating letter, re: those bastards at the USPS.
Thank you, Mr Tim Onion 🫡