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Living on Gubbi Gubbi country and loving life. Purveyor of mediocre haiku and bad humour. #F1 & #Auspol too. You’ve been warned πŸ€— Haiku feed: @JRBHaiku.bsky.social Substack: https://jrbhaiku.substack.com?r=55lvun&utm_medium=ios

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Star Wars Emperor Palpatine GIF Alt: Star Wars Emperor Palpatine GIF
31.10.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Tower of London

The Tower of London

I’m not sure about Sandringham when this residence has been used for royalty one wishes to get rid of historically.

31.10.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With Brisbane’s own Ball Park Music in support too. Can’t wait.

31.10.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
OASIS - F*CKIN’ IN THE BUSHES/HELLO - PRINCIPALITY STADIUM - CARDIFF - 04.07.25
YouTube video by Kev Lew OASIS - F*CKIN’ IN THE BUSHES/HELLO - PRINCIPALITY STADIUM - CARDIFF - 04.07.25

This time next week in Sydney…

youtu.be/GDNMecz2f0A?...

31.10.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with glasses yawning with his mouth open Alt: a cartoon character with glasses yawning with his mouth open

Oh god, it’s Melbourne Cup next week.

31.10.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Not to mention the trick or treating kids.

31.10.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sussan Ley β€œHow dare we suggest to the generations that follow us that they should have a lower standard of living than we have and pay back a debt that we have accrued. I want the next generation to inherit opportunity, not debt.”

Checks notes: today’s inequalities all stem back to John Howard πŸ€”

31.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The white colonial light is bright in the LNP. Perhaps, the only bright thing about them.

30.10.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Given it might be said it’s his β€˜Mountbatten’ that got him into this trouble, it’s an appropriate name.

30.10.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Australian-first treaty legislation passes in Victorian parliament Historic legislation has passed that will see the creation of an Indigenous council that will be consulted on laws and policies affecting Indigenous communities.

True to form, rather than waiting to see how Victoria’s new treaty arrangements will work (or otherwise) The Liberal opposition has already said they will scrap it if they gain power.

Blind ideology at its worst.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

30.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On that note, perhaps they’ll suggest he takes a Venezuelan power boat trip.

30.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially given one might say it was his Mountbatten that got him into this mess 😊

30.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ

30.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eight-year-old boy dies following head-on e-bike crash on Sunshine Coast An eight-year-old boy on the Sunshine Coast has died in hospital after a crash between two e-bikes on Thursday afternoon.

So the predicted finally happened. πŸ₯Ί

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

30.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Roman Ghostbusters Podcast Episode Β· Instant Classics Β· 30/10/2025 Β· 38m

Ghosts & ghouls in Ancient Greece & Rome.

podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/i...

30.10.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New record as Senate question time blows out into chaotic marathon over transparency fight Labor government loses control of chamber and threatens to strip Coalition members from parliamentary committees

Has the Kindergarten finished for the week now?

Just get on with doing what’s right ffs!

#AusPol

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

30.10.2025 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Halloween on one Sydney street has grown so big it’s now sponsored β€˜Spooky homes’ get free lollies paid for by local businesses to give to thousands of trick or treaters that descend on Renwick Street in Drummoyne

Admit it, you checked to make sure it wasn’t near you too πŸ˜‰

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

30.10.2025 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a man with the words tell me more on the bottom Alt: a black and white photo of a man with the words tell me more on the bottom
30.10.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Change one letter, ruin a candy

MuMs

30.10.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it time for the NACC to investigate why we haven’t got a gambling advertising ban yet @albomp.bsky.social ?

#AusPol

30.10.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Straya

29.10.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Higher than expected inflation report dashes hopes for further RBA rate cuts Inflation was 1.3% in the September quarter, prompting major banks to revise their expected timeline for the next round of interest rate relief.

β€œThe main driver of the September-quarter increase was housing, with the sharpest rise in property rates and charges in more than a decade.”

Interest rate drop - people pay more for a house with savings - interest rate rise (repeat) πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

theconversation.com/higher-than-...

29.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Single frame. Doorstop. Reporter to Sussan Ley: β€œMs Ley, you claim that you yourself were once a punk.” Sussan Ley, wearing a t-shirt with”NO JOY, JUST DIVISION”, says, β€œYes, but I didn’t inhale.”

Single frame. Doorstop. Reporter to Sussan Ley: β€œMs Ley, you claim that you yourself were once a punk.” Sussan Ley, wearing a t-shirt with”NO JOY, JUST DIVISION”, says, β€œYes, but I didn’t inhale.”

Joyless.
My @smh @theage cartoon.

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If humans went extinct, could we re-evolve? I spoke with philosopher Toby Ord about extinction events and the likelihood of a species-wide human extinction.

If humans went extinct, could we re-evolve?
Maybe β€” just don’t expect a carbon copy.

bigthink.com/mini-philoso...

29.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Israel-Palestine: the bereaved parents bringing hope to a divided land United by unimaginable loss, Palestinians and Israelis are turning pain into purpose. Their grassroots movement of bereaved families is working to build peace where politics has failed

United by unimaginable loss, Palestinians and Israelis are turning pain into purpose. Their grassroots movement of bereaved families is working to build peace where politics has failed

#GoodNews

www.positive.news/society/wher...

29.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah ok. I feel my poor attempt at humour has missed the mark so I’ll retreat quietly.

29.10.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Before they were the US.

29.10.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems you’re trying in vein.

29.10.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

29.10.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have a good thing, bleed it dry they say.

29.10.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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