@accidentalbear.bsky.social
SE MA. Onanist. Work in progress. Opinionated. Minor royal. Not woke, but waking.
Happy Halloweenie
02.11.2025 15:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs a βno cameraβ meeting kind of day
23.09.2025 16:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππ»ββοΈ
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Tired βol bear (not really a bear π)
30.08.2025 14:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 049 now! π³
30.08.2025 14:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now accepting birthday nudes.
13.08.2025 22:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
11.08.2025 03:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's from my neck of the woods. He was on public access in my youth and I bet he's just as lighthearted and fun as he was all those years ago.
11.08.2025 03:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oldie, reminding me to get back to the gym
09.08.2025 11:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0go to the foo-foo Starbucks (or is there one in Boston?). See some Second City Improv...
08.08.2025 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine if I could channel my near-constant erections and edging into something productive, be it learning a new language or doing pushups...
04.08.2025 11:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With all the money some of you are (allegedly) making on OF, you could probably afford a swimsuit or two and not need to wear your underwear in the pool and at the beach.
02.08.2025 09:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me next π
26.07.2025 10:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What is the value of having "access" if you can't report what is going on? Access no longer has anything to do with the public good, journalism. "Access" is the proximity needed to write a book AFTER the damage is done and cash in by walking people through the disaster you quietly watched unfold.
21.07.2025 21:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
These and a fwb to wear them for me.
17.07.2025 09:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I miss having friends/roommates where we could (and did) literally have a threesome or foursome in the morning and then easily shift into brunch mode.
01.07.2025 13:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
25.06.2025 02:26 β π 16496 π 4014 π¬ 159 π 669
Too humid
23.06.2025 21:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Horny in the morning
22.06.2025 11:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0While waiting tables at Pizzeria Uno at Faneuil Hall, I wound up waiting on Richard Lewis, John Rzeznik (Goo Goo Dolls) and Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson all in the same lunch rush. I guess there was an event in town somewhere.
13.06.2025 19:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cutie!
02.06.2025 11:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π Joyeux anniversaire! (in school, we were taught to say 'Bon anniversaire' and I don't know which is correct)
27.05.2025 14:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nice bag for every day and a nice carry on for travel.
23.05.2025 13:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*yawn*
17.05.2025 11:09 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And have people equate your life's work with Katy Perry's celebrity space jaunt.
16.05.2025 15:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A shirtless Twink with a rainbow headband just jogged by me. I think itβs God telling me to get my shit together and start fucking.
16.05.2025 15:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I read that as "just add meat water"
10.05.2025 16:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me, watching couple vloggers on youtube; "Awww, I wish I could have the relationship they're pretending to have."
10.05.2025 15:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's nice!
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