And that's the truth!
07.03.2026 19:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And that's the truth!
07.03.2026 19:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have we ever thought of playing a competent goalkeeper, Chelsea?
07.03.2026 19:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Congratulations Italy, that was a fine performance. England, back to the drawing board, because that was appalling.
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07.03.2026 03:16 β π 3232 π 634 π¬ 64 π 27
bad news: 3-1 down at half-time
good news: six play-off spots in the championship next season
Not to mention Woodrow Wilsonβ¦
03.03.2026 18:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, mate, you ainβt no FDR or Harry S Truman, either!
03.03.2026 18:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Golden Age of everything costs more, former allies all hating us, bombing new countries monthly, huge ballrooms and triumphal arches, crypto pump and dumps, AI data centers, record debt, protestors shot, absentee House, Epstein coverup, private jets for affairs, and FBI security for girlfriends.
03.03.2026 17:40 β π 1720 π 544 π¬ 104 π 30Please god just put him out of our misery
02.03.2026 14:23 β π 407 π 66 π¬ 11 π 0Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.
02.03.2026 11:08 β π 4598 π 757 π¬ 89 π 54Iβm just sick of all the petulance on the field.
01.03.2026 18:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Dodgy keeper βοΈ
Flakey Defence βοΈ
Petulant yellow/ red cards βοΈ
Well done Chelsea, you learn nothing.
We canβt share this enough.
28.02.2026 15:56 β π 433 π 213 π¬ 13 π 9THIS.
28.02.2026 12:21 β π 27765 π 11361 π¬ 1002 π 604NEWS! Man who said he wouldn't get involved in foreign wars starts foreign war over nuclear capability he claimed was totally obliterated a few months ago newsthump.com/2026/02/28/m...
28.02.2026 10:55 β π 200 π 78 π¬ 2 π 3Thereβs always a tweet.
28.02.2026 11:08 β π 95 π 36 π¬ 4 π 6It will be another comfortable on the ball, youngster, who canβt tackle to save his life, thanks to the Chuckle Brothers, who masquerade as our Sporting Directors.
27.02.2026 22:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Radiohead is demanding that the Trump administration take down a pro-ICE promotional video featuring a version of its song βLet Downβ without permission.
Full statement from the band:
That absolutely sums this non-story up! Thank you!
26.02.2026 23:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm afraid heβs getting closer to getting his wishβ¦
26.02.2026 23:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And straight out of the Trump Play Book, Nigel Garage starts throwing doubts on the voting process in the Gorton and Denton By-Election. So predictable.
26.02.2026 23:08 β π 21 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0Rugby team says βnoββ¦
22.02.2026 12:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Associating with Jeffrey Epstein or attempting a coup will land you in prison in the UK or South Korea.
In America, doing both lands you in the White House.
The England cricket team look at the rugby team and say β Hold my beerββ¦.
22.02.2026 11:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FFS Chelseaβ¦
21.02.2026 16:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And its getting worse...
21.02.2026 14:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I see England Rugby are continuing the good work following Murrayfield. Shambles!
21.02.2026 14:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Our very first Bring Your Pet to the Zoo Day will also be our very last Bring Your Pet to the Zoo Day. We donβt know what we were thinking.
10.02.2026 06:37 β π 343 π 56 π¬ 16 π 3Never in doubt!
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