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Comedian Tiffany Norton โœจ๐Ÿ‘„โœจ

@tiffanynorton.bsky.social

๐Ÿ’…Ask Me About A Fabulous Career in Bitching + Comedian + Host of Comedy Centered https://youtube.com/@ComedyCenteredLive Standup Clips https://youtube.com/@tiffanynorton Official Website https://tiffanynorton.com/

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot
Kristi Noem is about to go from being the stupidest person in Trump's cabinet to being the stupidest person not in Trump's cabinet.

Middle Age Riot @middleageriot Kristi Noem is about to go from being the stupidest person in Trump's cabinet to being the stupidest person not in Trump's cabinet.

03.03.2026 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Republican Thom Tillis questions Kristi #Noem about her admitted animal cruelty and #ICE killings in #Minneapolis

It doesnโ€™t go well ๐Ÿ’…

03.03.2026 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Right!

03.03.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kristi #Noem spent $220,000,000
on a #DHS ad campaign, featuring herself

Other fantasy films with a $220M budget

The Amazing Spider-Man
Battleship
Transformers: The Last Knight
Man of Steel
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

*talk about box office poison โ˜ ๏ธ

03.03.2026 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What 70โ€™s song are you playing?

03.03.2026 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some bro on X is screaming into the ether right now

but, her Pizzagate emails!!!

03.03.2026 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™ve had the shingles and its miserable for weeks

So ๐Ÿคž

02.03.2026 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman singing into a microphone with the words " you go chasing rabbits " at the top ALT: a woman singing into a microphone with the words " you go chasing rabbits " at the top

Thatโ€™s a good one but, where is the female representation?

Who are your favorite female artists of the genre?

Grace Slick was amazing

02.03.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of witches are walking down a road with the words emotional support coven above them ALT: a group of witches are walking down a road with the words emotional support coven above them

๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ–

02.03.2026 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a black dress is smiling in front of a sign that says the paley center ALT: a woman in a black dress is smiling in front of a sign that says the paley center

๐Ÿ’… rightโ€ฆ.

02.03.2026 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
BLOOD MOON
The Blood Moon doesn't create chaos, it exposes what was rotting in the dark.
HEX AND SHADOW CHRONICLES

BLOOD MOON The Blood Moon doesn't create chaos, it exposes what was rotting in the dark. HEX AND SHADOW CHRONICLES

Iโ€™ll take your illegal war and
raise you an ominous curse

02.03.2026 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Keep JD. Vance away from the new pope

01.03.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽฏ

01.03.2026 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"IN ORDER TO GET ELECTED BARACK OBAMA WILL START A WAR WITH IRAN"
- DONALD TRUMP, NOV 29, 2011
"BARACK OBAMA WILL ATTACK IRAN
TO GET RE-ELECTED."
- DONALD TRUMP, JAN 17, 2012
"NOW THAT OBAMA'S POLL NUMBERS ARE IN TAILSPIN- WATCH FOR HIM TO LAUNCH A STRIKE ON LIBYA OR IRAN. HE IS DESPERATE."
- DONALD TRUMP, OCT 9, 2012
"I PREDICT THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL AT SOME POINT START A WAR WITH IRAN IN ORDER TO SAVE FACE!"
- DONALD TRUMP, SEPT 16, 2013
"REMEMBER THAT I PREDICTED A LONG TIME AGO THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL
ATTACK IRAN BECAUSE OF HIS INABILITY TO NEGOTIATE PROPERLY - NOT SKILLED!"
- DONALD TRUMP, NOV 11, 2013

"IN ORDER TO GET ELECTED BARACK OBAMA WILL START A WAR WITH IRAN" - DONALD TRUMP, NOV 29, 2011 "BARACK OBAMA WILL ATTACK IRAN TO GET RE-ELECTED." - DONALD TRUMP, JAN 17, 2012 "NOW THAT OBAMA'S POLL NUMBERS ARE IN TAILSPIN- WATCH FOR HIM TO LAUNCH A STRIKE ON LIBYA OR IRAN. HE IS DESPERATE." - DONALD TRUMP, OCT 9, 2012 "I PREDICT THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL AT SOME POINT START A WAR WITH IRAN IN ORDER TO SAVE FACE!" - DONALD TRUMP, SEPT 16, 2013 "REMEMBER THAT I PREDICTED A LONG TIME AGO THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL ATTACK IRAN BECAUSE OF HIS INABILITY TO NEGOTIATE PROPERLY - NOT SKILLED!" - DONALD TRUMP, NOV 11, 2013

Always, always

01.03.2026 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have- in theaters

Love Godzilla

01.03.2026 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Send the border Czar too!

01.03.2026 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Now I want to watch a monster movie

01.03.2026 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Letโ€™s GO!!!!

01.03.2026 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
From 1940 until 1973, during both peacetime and periods of conflict, men were drafted to fill vacancies in the U.S.
Armed Forces that could not be filled through voluntary means. Active conscription in the United States ended in January 1973, and the U.S. Armed Forces moved to an all-volunteer military
except for draftees called up through the end of 1972. Conscription remains in place on a contingency basis, however, in that all male U.S. citizens, even those residing abroad, and all male immigrants, whether documented or undocumented but residing within the United States, are required to register with the Selective Service System (SSS) between the ages of 18 and 25.[2|[3114] Failure to register for the SSS, when otherwise required, can mean denial of federal employment, federal job training programs, and citizenship if an immigrant.

From 1940 until 1973, during both peacetime and periods of conflict, men were drafted to fill vacancies in the U.S. Armed Forces that could not be filled through voluntary means. Active conscription in the United States ended in January 1973, and the U.S. Armed Forces moved to an all-volunteer military except for draftees called up through the end of 1972. Conscription remains in place on a contingency basis, however, in that all male U.S. citizens, even those residing abroad, and all male immigrants, whether documented or undocumented but residing within the United States, are required to register with the Selective Service System (SSS) between the ages of 18 and 25.[2|[3114] Failure to register for the SSS, when otherwise required, can mean denial of federal employment, federal job training programs, and citizenship if an immigrant.

Beginning on December 18, 2026, the requirement for male U.S. residents ages 18 through 26 to register themselves with the Selective Service System will be replaced with a requirement for the Selective Service System to register them "automatically" on the basis of other federal government databases.
This results from a provision of the Fiscal Year 2026 National Defense
Authorization Act. 51[6]

Beginning on December 18, 2026, the requirement for male U.S. residents ages 18 through 26 to register themselves with the Selective Service System will be replaced with a requirement for the Selective Service System to register them "automatically" on the basis of other federal government databases. This results from a provision of the Fiscal Year 2026 National Defense Authorization Act. 51[6]

Isnโ€™t that funny? Because they just updated the conscription act

01.03.2026 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Epstein War

01.03.2026 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ

01.03.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Military Industrial Complex

He warned us

01.03.2026 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Let me leave this right here ๐Ÿ‘‡

01.03.2026 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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