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Will definitely be photographs. He/him.

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Shout it from the rooftops, you bellends!

25.10.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A racist Nazi MP...? How shit is that?

25.10.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Trump Urinal?

25.10.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Corbynite leader of the Greens? Thatโ€™s Labourโ€™s economic options beyond austerity nixed then. Quite why Rentoul likens aping Polanski to aping Reform and then goes ahead and does the latter anyway, I have no idea. The man has no common sense at all.

25.10.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have a multicultural secret police force that I guess hasnโ€™t heard of the Night of Long Knives or was led to believe they are exceptional or will be exceptions to thisโ€ฆ

24.10.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The obvious corollary is that the earth must be uninhabitable. If your slaves have a sanctuary to flee to, you will never keep them. The billionaires are dead whatever happens, it seems, unless of course they decide that preserving the earth and its people is in their best interests, which it is.

25.10.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you saying Labour donโ€™t need to become like Reform after all? Well, bloody hell.

24.10.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paul Nicholas, "They are all chicken in the rigging." No answer to that really. #totp

24.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had more fun just now fixing the error message on the bloody washing machine.

24.10.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought how the fuck is this 1976, then realised they were inflicting 10 more minutes of the bloody awful 1998 shows on us. ๐Ÿคฎ #totp

24.10.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the Navy and/or the Marines? Just hit men for a mafiosi?

24.10.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boyzone, so dreary #totp

24.10.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy to go with that.

24.10.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hilarious how many on the left voted for him as the unification candidate. He is not that good a liar, so they really just lay back and let themselves get royally fucked.

24.10.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It typically leaves no survivors and a fuck ton of mess.

24.10.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Bรถcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Bรถcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

24.10.2025 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15032    ๐Ÿ” 4801    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 184
Preview
Chris Mason: Extraordinary Caerphilly by-election humbles Westminster's big beasts Plaid Cymru win 47% of the vote in a record turnout, while Labour and the Tories manage just 13% between them.

Mason:... the two big beasts of Westminster politics managed just 13% of the vote between them. Just one in seven voters backed either Labour or the Conservatives, which is extraordinary."

Which is the future.

24.10.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sooner Labour realise that blackmail wonโ€™t work, the better.

24.10.2025 08:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those arenโ€™t journalists. Theyโ€™re lickspittle Nazi-enablers.

24.10.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May the memory of their death be a blessing?

Not sure how I feel about this. Feels blasphemous. May his memory be a blessing has always struck me as the words I would like spoken over me.

24.10.2025 06:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has pledged a lot of things and never delivered. He truly thinks we are stupid.

24.10.2025 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you make money worthless, how does a billionaire control anything? Techno-slavery? No wonder they are worrying themselves so much.

24.10.2025 06:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a thread to behold. In the apocalypse the rich WILL be eaten first by their own guards. ๐Ÿ˜‚

24.10.2025 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The White House is down. Well, a third of it.

23.10.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not limited to one social media platform but across all. If you encounter them just report, hide, and block.

23.10.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 275    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Reminder that the new influx of pro-MAGA troll farm accounts are being ran by TPUSA operatives. It is a mix of bots and college students managing different accounts, modeled after Israel's Hasbara propaganda program.

23.10.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1129    ๐Ÿ” 455    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

From the article referenced below: tldr esp. in authoritarian systems, mediocrities and worse tend to go into the secret police b/c those with better performance have better opportunities elsewhere, so secret police gets the dregs who are extra-dependable because the thing they can offer is loyalty

23.10.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 628    ๐Ÿ” 236    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Heating on for a bit here too. ๐Ÿฅถ

23.10.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think the UK will ever implement this policy. I hope I'm right about that. What will be happening is that many skilled migrants that the UK needs in health, research etc will already be reassessing plans to come here or, if already here, to stay. A nightmare for NHS recruitment.

23.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The universities wonโ€™t benefit either.

23.10.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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