Ken Martin

Trump has always had a problem with finding qualified people. Decent people veer away from him because they don't want to be ripped off or end up in court. The people who do associate with Trump feel that they can run some kind of scam off of him.

That fucker can’t run

You didn’t get the parking pass?

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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

He is going to end up having wrestling events there

Homemade biscuits with sausage gravy. Lots of coffee

The rest of the world should absolutely boycott the World Cup and boycott the Olympics. At minimum.

Illustration of a sundial, with a large heading that says “Use Real Time”, and three smaller headings that say “Circadian Alignment”, “Morning Sunlight”, and “Permanent Standard Time”.

Use Real Time! Permanent Standard Time approximates natural solar time, for best sleep and circadian health. Ditch Daylight Saving Time!

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The great turtle A’tuin

Creepy racist scumbag JD Vance: “If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.”

He lives in the bulldozed White House and crime hub Mar-a-Lago. If you need more of a hint, he’s your fucking criminal boss.

Also Jim Jordan is an idiot. Its been just 10 minutes and my brain hurts already

Roger Marshall is an embarrassment to Kansas and the US Senate

"Nothing disturbs me more than the glorification of stupidity."
-Carl Sagan

🤔🤔🤔🤔

I remember when Putin stole the Super Bowl ring from patriots owner Doesn’t that make him a Super Bowl winner?

Agreed

Paid professional agitator is the definition of ICE

How do they eat with their masks on?

Stolen valor.
Trump took Machados Nobel Peace medal but he’ll NEVER have the title. She’s looking for something from him that she’ll never get.

I couldn’t have said it better.

The concept of an extra piece of bacon is new to me

Hot or cold?

I’m proud of him. THAT is what a brave American looks like.

This guy is badass. I hope he sues them. ICE=Micro-dick assholes.

Is that a gang member tattoo?

👀👀👀👀

There's no reason for ICE agents to have guns. Nobody is shooting at them.

Ah. So if you don’t count all the jobs lost, the jobs numbers look pretty good.