Sherlock Holmes | Parody RP

He's been baking all morning.
Don't ask*.

But if you want some homemade shortbread, let him know. He made enough to supply the whole street for a month...

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river.—

New platform, new me... I guess.
I may need some time to adjust. It's weird to start from 0 again.

I may repost some of old stuff from Twitter here, like the solo I wrote almost 4 years ago.

To those who know me already:
Lovely to see you again 🫶🏻

To those who don't:
Happy to meet you 😊

< 🌐 Left Twitter. It became insufferably stupid. This seems marginally less tedious.

Feel free to follow, if you must. But don't bother addressing me unless you have something of substance to offer.

In other words:
Don’t be boring. Ta!

— SH >

bsky.app/profile/inge...

𝐗𝐈𝐈𝐈.

ㅤㅤ Symbol key; please
ㅤㅤ keep these in mind when
ㅤㅤ interacting.

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river.— OoC post

❛ ❜ other character talking

{ } thought process / inner
ㅤㅤ dialogue / deductions

【📲 】 text message

< 🌐 > IC social media post

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𝐗𝐈.

ㅤㅤ My account, my rules.

ㅤㅤ If you don't like what I post,
ㅤㅤ how I RP or portray my
ㅤㅤ characters feel free to leave,
ㅤㅤ mute and/or block.

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𝐗.

ㅤㅤ If we're mutuals & you want
ㅤㅤ to unfollow have the decency
ㅤㅤ to soft-block. I'm not here to
ㅤㅤ up your follower numbers.

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𝐈𝐗.

ㅤㅤ This account & writer are
ㅤㅤ trans-inclusive and won't
ㅤㅤ tolerate any transmisia or
ㅤㅤ discrimination against the
ㅤㅤ LGBTQ+ community as a
ㅤㅤ whole. If you have any
ㅤㅤ issues with that kindly
ㅤㅤ fuck off & jam your shitty
ㅤㅤ "opinion" up your ass.

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𝐕𝐈𝐈𝐈.

ㅤㅤ All untagged posts are
ㅤㅤ open to be interacted
ㅤㅤ with unless stated other‐
ㅤㅤ wise. So if you see a post
ㅤㅤ you want to interact with:

ㅤㅤ Just do it! 😊

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𝐕𝐈𝐈.

ㅤㅤ Furthermore, I don't have
ㅤㅤ expertise in terms of forensic
ㅤㅤ science, obviously, but I do
ㅤㅤ my research.
ㅤㅤ May take a while because my
ㅤㅤ resources are limited but you
ㅤㅤ catch my drift.

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ㅤㅤ episodes, withdrawal et
ㅤㅤ cetera. So please refrain from
ㅤㅤ giving me a lecture about
ㅤㅤ how I portray these things.
ㅤㅤ I know what I'm talking about.

ㅤㅤ (There might be some
ㅤㅤ exaggeration for dramatic
ㅤㅤ effect. That is purely a style
ㅤㅤ choice.)

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𝐕𝐈.

ㅤㅤ Most of the things I write
ㅤㅤ regarding mental health
ㅤㅤ issues, drug abuse etc are
ㅤㅤ ( loosely ) based on my
ㅤㅤ own experiences. That
ㅤㅤ includes hallucinations,
ㅤㅤ messed up memory, drugs
ㅤㅤ & side effects, behaviour
ㅤㅤ during psychotic or bad

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ㅤㅤ In addition to the previous
ㅤㅤ point:
ㅤㅤ I expect that kind of patience
ㅤㅤ as well. I do not mind
ㅤㅤ occasional reminders
ㅤㅤ as Twitter tends to mess up
ㅤㅤ quite often, but should you
ㅤㅤ repeatedly harass me for
ㅤㅤ replies you will be blocked.

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ㅤㅤ except for me I will draw my
ㅤㅤ conclusions and move on.

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𝐈𝐕.

ㅤㅤ I understand losing muse,
ㅤㅤ I understand only having
ㅤㅤ focus for certain SLs/banter
ㅤㅤ & generally I don't mind
ㅤㅤ waiting a little longer for
ㅤㅤ replies. My patience is
ㅤㅤ limited, however. If I see you
ㅤㅤ reply/interact with everyone

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ㅤㅤ intentional. Please tell me if
ㅤㅤ something I say upsets or
ㅤㅤ even offends you. I rely on
ㅤㅤ that kind of feedback.

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𝐈𝐈𝐈.

ㅤㅤ I'm chronically ill and deal
ㅤㅤ with fatigue, so that plays
ㅤㅤ into my activeness as well.
ㅤㅤ Further I'm neurodivergent
ㅤㅤ & very likely autistic. At times
ㅤㅤ I run into issues regarding
ㅤㅤ communication and can
ㅤㅤ come off as rude. That's not

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ㅤㅤ I'm from Germany, which
ㅤㅤ means English is not my
ㅤㅤ native language. Mistakes
ㅤㅤ may always happen, replies
ㅤㅤ may also take a little longer
ㅤㅤ than you are used to.

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ㅤㅤ My name is Jordan, writer
ㅤㅤ tag is #River. I'm non-binary,
ㅤㅤ all pronouns are cool but I
ㅤㅤ prefer they/them. I'm in my
ㅤㅤ mid 30s and started RPing
ㅤㅤ around late 2013/early 2014.

ㅤㅤ I fled here from Twitter, as
ㅤㅤ a few others may have as well.

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ㅤㅤㅤ—⊱ 𝑾𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 ⊰—

In this thread I will add some things about myself. That may include some personal background, rules & no-gos regarding RP and the like. If you have any questions feel free to DM or @ me. I don't bite 😉

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bsky.app/profile/inge...

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ㅤ ❝ 𝙒𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙
ㅤ 𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙚. ❞

ㅤㅤㅤ #SherlockRP Account
ㅤㅤㅤ OC & Crossover friendly
ㅤㅤㅤ GER/ENG
ㅤㅤㅤ Mature content (21+)
ㅤㅤㅤ Selective
ㅤㅤㅤ MV | MS

Penned by: #river

(Video credit: "wqtscns" on ig)
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ㅤㅤ Sherlock is in therapy.
ㅤㅤ As much as he fought it
ㅤㅤ at first, he is relieved to
ㅤㅤ have found someone who's
ㅤㅤ able to get through to him.

ㅤㅤ Obviously, he keeps it
ㅤㅤ secret.

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𝐕𝐈𝐈𝐈.

ㅤㅤ Sherlock is ticklish and
ㅤㅤ he hates nothing more
ㅤㅤ than being tickled. Unless
ㅤㅤ your character is a child
ㅤㅤ or someone really really
ㅤㅤ really close to him, they
ㅤㅤ shouldn't try.

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ㅤㅤ ( I can't remember if it was
ㅤㅤ canon so I'll put it here )

ㅤㅤ One of Sherlock's favourite
ㅤㅤ hideouts is the space behind
ㅤㅤ Big Ben's clock faces. He
ㅤㅤ avoids going up there in
ㅤㅤ summer, however.

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ㅤㅤ Sherlock has sensitive
ㅤㅤ skin that may become
ㅤㅤ irritated very fast. That
ㅤㅤ is one of several reasons
ㅤㅤ he doesn't like unsolicited
ㅤㅤ touch, is picky with fabrics
ㅤㅤ and the like.

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ㅤㅤ One of his favourite
ㅤㅤ pastimes (besides the
ㅤㅤ obvious) is playing small
ㅤㅤ yet infuriating pranks on
ㅤㅤ Mycroft.
ㅤㅤ Like pouring salt in his
ㅤㅤ topshelf liquor, rearranging
ㅤㅤ furniture in his home/office
ㅤㅤ by millimetres etc.

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𝐈𝐕.

ㅤㅤ At some point Sherlock is
ㅤㅤ perfectly aware Lestrade's
ㅤㅤ first name is Greg, but he
ㅤㅤ still uses different names
ㅤㅤ for him as a running gag.

ㅤㅤ Why?

ㅤㅤ Because he's a twat (and
ㅤㅤ thinks it's funny).

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𝐈𝐈𝐈.

ㅤㅤ He isn't overly concerned
ㅤㅤ with his looks but very well
ㅤㅤ aware he's quite attractive
ㅤㅤ and he'll shamelessly use
ㅤㅤ that to his advantage.
ㅤㅤ However, he will be annoyed
ㅤㅤ with his hair if it doesn't
ㅤㅤ sit right.

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ㅤㅤ Sherlock is by all means on
ㅤㅤ the spectrum & deals with
ㅤㅤ sensory processing sensi-
ㅤㅤ tivity. This might result in
ㅤㅤ overload and/or shutdown.

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