Leo

I love that episode of desperate housewives where the secretly pregnant daughter goes as her fake pregnant mother for Halloween since they're both large bellied and the daughter is sick of being trapped in the attic so nobody knows she sinned.

We left a bowl of our collected candy in the front yard for the trick or treaters (none of us felt like interacting directly, or some of us were sick) and all the candy was taken. Somebody left us an apple 🍎

my playlist is all over the place
because my thoughts are all over the place

Morticia vibes 🖤

It's only breaking if it's from the breaking province of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling entering.

Also please stop screaming.

I refer to my deadname as my maiden name.

Yesterday, I described my aesthetic as dark academia meets byronian fuckboy and.... Honestly that's maybe the most accurate thing I've ever said.

Has anyone seen the 2013 film Coherence?

Every single one of these people is the kind of person who gets hung up on, hears the disconnection sound, and goes "Hello?"

Insufferable. Every. Single. One.

I read all the "not now kitten-" memes in Musk's voice.

"the last time I saw you, you were this 🤏big-_"

N, I was THIS 🫡 big bc I was 11 and you paid me $25 to destroy evidence for your business because you knew I couldn't read any of the small print 🤦

Ooooh this ASMR is making me sooo tingly

My carpal tunnel:

A story in the parts

A story in three parts

Nobody ever says "I wish I'd played more video games" when they die. Video games haven't been around long enough. I may be the first to say it.

I don't have any recipe to exchange yet but next week I'm gonna try making marshmallow nougat (needs marshmallows and milk powder + whatever dried fruits and crunchy things you fancy). Will update when I've tried it maybe

i don’t need ai for art. i just draw and my buddy tells me when the titties aren’t right

You're like if Morticia was a cryptid 💜

I am someone who has looked a man who asked if I was ok dead in the eye and said, with a fully genuine smile “yeah, I’m great!” Before passing out cold on the floor

Siamese cats look like Loony Toons characters who tried to blow up bugs Bunny and then got left holding the bomb and it exploded in their face instead

Luckily for me, I'm anxious avoidant and you running only makes me love you more 😈

(I am in therapy 😅)

Making fun of my friend for still playing WoW, only to forget what WoW stood for, and calling it Weague of Wegends.

Scribbly pen drawings of a wicker person, a four eyed person with an overdrawn top lip and a bob cut, shapes that are sort of eyes, sort of mouths, claw marks which reveal a cat and a kitten, and a Gengar that's a mega Gengar, a gmax Gengar, AND ghost terastalized.

I've been doing tiny doodles for five days in this notebook. The idea is that I draw on one side, then write my comedy setlist on the other side in marker which bleeds through and ruins the drawings. I don't have to worry about it being good because it's going to be wrecked anyhow.

This is 1000% my favourite art of my OC, Wendy 🥰

Yeah, just look after your back so you're not too sore when you get up 💜

An enormous ball of entangled long Furbies rolled over me and I joined with them and their thoughts, and we spent about 2 hours rolling around town, warbling, collecting litter to throw away later, contemplating the cosmos. We had a blast. I eventually fell off near the gas station and walked home.

I feel like a lot of the time I come onto social media and see a video like: make your best Ryan Miraclewhip impression, and a celebrity gleefully goes “hey I’m Ryan Miraclewhip” and I’m sitting there like…was that good? Is that something Ryan Miraclewhip says? Should I know who Ryan Miraclewhip is?

You may not remember this but you broke into my forest cabin and stole a cursed amulet in your previous life. Would you like to have breakfast with me?

Four chibi drawings of Freddie Krueger, Scream, Samara, and Jason Vorhees.

Zine #2 is ready for printing. Assembly will be harder because it's a pop up (hence the weird proportions). This one's called Free Hugs.

My hand holding a booklet (a zine) with a pale yellow brown background. In the middle is a mounted deer skull with flowers and moss adorning it. Around the outside are flower and moth doodles and some torn scraps of brown paper bags with white writing on them

Zine #3 is complete and ready for assembly!

Every day it's like

- American government commit new human rights violation
- Israel kill more people
- Nordic people plant flowers and give them to old people, obliterating cancer
- NZ libertarian politician has soft, pendulous breasts
- American celebrity is racist and homophobic