“SW’s have terrible relationships with their fathers” ok then explain why my dad FaceTimes me to show me he’s wearing pink socks because he knows my favourite colour is pink??🥺
07.03.2026 15:01 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0“SW’s have terrible relationships with their fathers” ok then explain why my dad FaceTimes me to show me he’s wearing pink socks because he knows my favourite colour is pink??🥺
07.03.2026 15:01 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Several Ice cream vans have just gone past. It is NOT that hot London, relax 😩
05.03.2026 15:29 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
Can I be your lunch date or will you be too distracted to eat? 🥰
04.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Crawling back to you…
03.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Me when the client refuses to screen and send a deposit
02.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Do I think the Scream movie franchise is overdone and needs to stop now? Absolutely, yes.
Will I be going to the cinema to see the new Scream movie because I’m a sucker for cliche slasher horror films? Absolutely, yes.
“We needed this” and it’s just us going away for a weekend to the countryside doing absolutely fuck all (the best dates)haha💕
01.03.2026 20:35 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0I love a submissive man almost as much as I love being submissive
01.03.2026 15:05 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You won’t keep me waiting, will you?
26.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 33 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0Being a spiritual wh0re will have you manifesting things like a weekend away trip with a big dick big spender.
14.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 49 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 0Thank you ☺️ it really was such a great show!
24.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re pretty 😍
24.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So lovely to have been able to see Dita Von Teese perform live thanks to a wonderful gent. Couldn’t have been happier, the entire show was amazing!💕
24.02.2026 17:08 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1Oooh? I haven’t watched this yet, adding to my list immediately
24.02.2026 11:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The 80s and 90s had the magic key to electric sex scenes. So sensual without any vulgarity. A lot art in television these days
23.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Workout bunny x
22.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0One part of me yearns to buy an old derelict Victorian house and do it up in all its glory and the other part of me wants to buy a modern penthouse loft 😩
22.02.2026 13:39 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
I want you to want me x
20.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 33 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0British Airways losing my suitcase filled with all my new lingerie and valentines gifts was not on my bingo cards for this month but thankfully I’ve got air tags in my luggage and they did say they’ll put it on priority and find it to get it delivered back to me!🤞😩
18.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
What he got for valentines vs what I got for valentines Day ❤️🥂
15.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
And suddenly clothes became a distant memory 😏
13.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 36 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0GFE so hard my client and I are about to go on a run together haha
13.02.2026 07:52 — 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Thank you🥰
10.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Newest lunch obsession 😋x
10.02.2026 14:48 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
If this needed any clarification, I unfortunately will not be travelling to the US of A any time soon. This does, again unfortunately, include F M T Y’s.
Have nothing but love for my American ❤️’s but for starkinglingly obvious reasons, I shan’t be returning.
Thank you lovely 🥰 x
07.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you lovely 🥰 x
07.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you beautiful 🥰x
07.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you beautiful x
07.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks doll x
07.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0