רבקה

*puts an erectile dysfunction spell on you*

i think it is you who will be sexually frustrated

asking cuz i want to be less sexual but simultaneously want to post a thirst trap in this instant

is it possible to send a skeet and only have it up temporarily and have it delete automatically

i love my voice when i speak english but hate it when i speak any other language because

i speak in like, an androgynous voice with a stereotypically USamerican accent because the city i live in is literally the blueprint for the standard accent. it's literally the news anchor accent

ive found lately that im ok with presenting my gender any way as long as i am perceived as a woman, and im leaning more into masculinity lately. i would say i identify as futch rn. the masculine side of me makes me feel really confident and charming

im presenting andro today. will see how this experiment goes

8 panel #furryhatersigma comic kid says to man "hey fred, gimme a remake of a 90s classic with extra skill trees" to which fred says: "sir" before being interrupted by the kid then saying: "and hold the tank controls." fred then continues saying: "this is a pizza shop." the kid apologizes and states: "sorry for that but anyways let me get a pepperoni pie." fred then talks to someone else and says: "alright, one pepperoni pie for this gentleman right here." to which the chef then says: "coming right up!"

My car friend talking about one they like 🤝 My local expert hired to ensure my safety while navigating the dangers of the pharaoh's tomb

Dodge Viper

image depicts a transmasc deer named Shiloh in an unbuttoned shirt + bikini and unbuckle pants holding a bloodied knife walking through the woods. he is also a demon possessing a deer corpse as he is depicted in the image eating ambiguous flesh, peaking through the woods, and being a monstrous entity behind the two drawings.

Shiloh deer
(he/him) 🦌🏳️‍⚧️🩸

scary androgynous white girl

i invented puppygirls and i also invented princessgirls because these concepts both crossed my mind before they were big...i am the original princess

i'm the knight but i'm a 5'6 futch with attachment issues so i'm also the princess

finally verified my age I Hate Ohio I Hate Its Age Verification Laws

cannibalism is the highest form of love

Fanart of Sayla Mass and Mirai Yashima from Mobile Suit Gundam in the style of a wartime recruitment ad. Sayla cradles Mirai's face in her hand and the two gaze at each other knowingly. Text to the right of the couple reads "Do the job HE left behind"; text at the bottom reads "APPLY. E.F.F. EMPLOYMENT SERVICE."

Bright, shut up and get out. I'm going to fuck your wife now.

nothing personal i just can't see anything on the damn timeline

I LOVE TEAM BASED GAMES

WOKE4DEAD

EGG BILL
TRANSGENDER ZOEY
GAY HOMOPHOBIC LOUIS
POLYAMOROUS FRANCIS

VOICE TRAINING COACH
ENBYCHELLE
Ellis
CHASER NICK

zoey: "sheesh. ellis is cute and all but he's still a redneck...if he has a problem with my penis i'll shoot him before he shoots me"

ellis: "aww, man! zoey's penis is like, the coolest thing ever. man, i wish i had one of those!"

NEVERMIND IT'S BEEN FOUND

you know that t4t resident evil joke where leon and ada are in bed, and leon's thinking, "i hope ada isn't bothered by my vagina" and ada's thinking "leon's vagina is so cool! i wish i had one!"

can someone draw that but with ellis and zoey from l4d?

im so skiddish today

CONGRATS!!!

i wanted to be a teacher for a long time but i found out it's such an incredibly dehumanizing job. i felt like i was just a grading machine when i shadowed a history teacher...

i'm more than just a component of the academic machine, and the same is true of professors. i am a person with a life and a good work ethic, but my work ethic just feels abused by those little assignments.

sometimes i still do them just because they're a barrier against a bad grade.