Notdannhohoho

This is the sort of post that makes me sort of glad I didn't stumble on a YT career. I've spent a lot of time on Excel, but fuck me to hell and back I would not enjoy keeping track of a like/dislike ratio.

FCUTA

Condolences 😡

And we ain't. But ffs.

I deliberately cross the street if it feels like I'm "following" a lady. I've waited at bus stops I do not need to wait at to get some distance from a girl.

Just stop being cunts!

Women filmed in secret for social media content - then harassed online So-called manfluencers wearing smart glasses approach women and then post videos to TikTok and Instagram.

Dear Men, can you just fuck off please

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Rehab: ✔️

Happy new year, Cunt

I fucking despise fireworks

Yellow, green, blue, who cares, you look fabulous

YouTube video by Throwing Muses - Topic Snakeface

Gimme the best songs you've discovered this year.

This is so languid, sublime and effortlessly cool. I adore it.

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What's a fresent and how do I get one

I'd never keep a coat and, depending on the host, shoes on indoors. The nerve of some people

Moving from the Beeb?

This is bum compared to my playlist today #TOTP

Always was, just didn't know it

Superb job on making me detest him in about three posts by the way

He can have mine, at throwing speed, in two weeks when it's like a brick

JenBren. Apols again

How is his existence relevant to his mother's music career. I am becoming as irritated as For Lease (Sorry, I've forgotten your usual handle)

Who the fuck is Ben Goldacre?

Probably the team captain here without letting on 😬

Merry Christmas you lovely people. And Merry Christmas you Cunts (you know which is which and I love you all anyways)

Dear Morrisons,

I am not sharing your knock-off Frazzles. Please stop printing such a notion on the bag. They are MINE.

Thank you.

Sorry kids and I know I'll be ostracised but Xmas #totp bluesky can get fucked

Ahh that feeling when the cheese arrives and you laugh at Americans

Are organisations ever going to learn or do we just have to endure the endless cycle of nonces and sex offenders getting away with it forever?

Ehh let the peasants have their Xmas song. At least it's not sausage roll cunts.

Shits in the woods and scratches his back on a tree.

Crochet me like one of your French girls

Toast in bed would involve training him to remove the crumbs afterwards as well

YouTube video by Billy Connolly Billy Connolly - Toblerone - Live 1994

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