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Inktober Day 10 - Sweep

The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

#inktober

Each and every one of those flag cunts. And there's a depressing amount around here.

Five Conservative councillors in Kent defect to Reform UK Reform UK welcomes one councillor from Medway Council and four from Gravesham Borough Council.

Oh my, it's the Incredible Sulk shaking hands with Shat my Pants Man

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I've never apologised to a piece of toast before, but I just dumped one into a bowl of soup without a care, and felt vaguely bad

That's a very, very impressive number of robs of a weekend

I'm just sad I'm not on there

Just here for the "Britian" chocolate bar memes right now

I've have that too, it's so annoying to have to rebook after spending the entire morning guzzling water. I'd be the worst heroin addict in the world.

It's the new hit by Guy-Man and South Uncle

Nah but he'll be below decks washing dishes, not up on stage like he hoped

Wait who's the other guy? They only name four people

🎶Hello lawsuit my old frieeeend🎶

Exactly this. And there's an expectation that you ought to answer immediately that wasn't there before Teams.

More seriously, Teams does seem to have made things more... insistent? People seem to expect you to answer an enquiry about some random thing as urgently as if they've just told you an ambulance pulled up at your brother's house

The audacity.

People expect replies, the bastards!

I want to burn Microsoft to the fucking ground. First the tyranny of Excel, then the cloud, and now that fucking Teams notification sound going off every 8 minutes. LET ME WORK.

They can't get him to bleed?

Absolute goth queen

(Not really)

Stop it.

Marry me, Mr. Guy. It's the only way to be safe from your savagery.

You're not tempted for a mere £144?

Get better Tara's Mam, or else!

Get your leather on

She's so fucking, I dunno. Astounding really. Few people have that sort of sheer presence. She commands the stage, the audience, the entire environment

Siri, show me an absolute fucking nonce

She is fucking cool in human form.

Thank you. I really miss the little fecker.