Mr. Wish Vendor @wishvendor

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Grummz

02.04.2025 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rice krispies are really broken tiny elf bones

31.03.2025 19:50 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

True!

18.03.2025 18:21 — 👍 298 🔁 28 💬 8 📌 0

Our education system has failed, they don't even teach basic wish theory anymore 💀💀💀

18.03.2025 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i love rapid unscheduled disassembly

18.03.2025 16:59 — 👍 11019 🔁 1175 💬 272 📌 36

Do I want to see the rest?

18.03.2025 17:11 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

a close up of a cartoon character with a big smile Alt: a close up of a genie from Aladdin with a big smile

Did.. did someone say wish?

18.03.2025 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bring win for horses everywhere

18.03.2025 14:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

18.03.2025 13:11 — 👍 92318 🔁 23647 💬 1648 📌 2092

Well I'm not a fan but I guess I could turn myself into one...

18.03.2025 14:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tesla+$ surely this only means good things.

18.03.2025 14:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Drool

Ent did you say? Ent meat is always so tender

18.03.2025 14:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry, proclamation from the king.

18.03.2025 14:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a costume holding a scroll that says hear ye hear ye ALT: a man in a costume holding a scroll that says hear ye hear ye

18.03.2025 12:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Go on my small friend

16.03.2025 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whatcha know bout the genie joint?

16.03.2025 22:10 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

16.03.2025 20:08 — 👍 27 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

adventurer: how’d you heal your wounds mid-fight without magic like that?

kobold: oh i was holding an oran berry

adventurer:

adventurer: a what

02.02.2025 22:05 — 👍 699 🔁 179 💬 11 📌 1

Real

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A blue robed wizard stands grimacing, covered in slime, and holding his hands away from his body in disgust as a green slime girl sits on his shoulders with her legs wrapped around his chest.

A slime has been acquired for research! The subject has proven to be rather excitable and affectionate, capable of excretions far beyond my initial estimation.

I may be in over my head with this one. Egads...

#wizard #monstergirl #slimegirl #slime #research #ocart #art

15.03.2025 19:51 — 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1

Thank thee kindly

15.03.2025 13:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hoiiii

15.03.2025 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0