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@axeltheone.bsky.social

I ask for grapes.

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Aw fuck.

*and then I waddle away*

*waddle waddle*

"Till the very next day"

25.08.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of you've experienced any of these things, you may be entitled to GRAPES!

22.08.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! Got any barrels?

Cracker Barrel, sure as hell doesn't!

21.08.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like a fingerprint. Every printer has its own pattern. It's to catch counterfeiters, as well as if someone sent printed threats to another.

Anyway, got any grapes?

21.08.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who a duck gotta fuck to get some grapes in this bitch?

20.08.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im at this lemonade stand, and this man has the fucking audacity to not have grapes. Like, wtf dude?

19.08.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Run a lemonade stand and ill return the feeling.

19.08.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dont forget your grapes

19.08.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to rhyme before i waddle away. it's harder than it seems. Why do you think it took 15 years to get out the last episode.

18.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, nice grapes!

18.08.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*squints*

Take a pose.

*waddles away*

18.08.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got caught looking at someones fee- i mean, grapes.

Does ANYONE have grapes?

18.08.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have my own life, Bowsers Unwashed Jockstrap. Btw, got any grapes?

18.08.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy- this is better than grapes!

18.08.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ill ask her. Dont be surprised if I come back asking you to follow me.

18.08.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Serves them right for not having grapes.

18.08.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hehehe. Got any grapes?

18.08.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, its me!

18.08.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heres the real question.

Does she have any grapes?

18.08.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you have any grapes?

18.08.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They just wanna know if you have any grapes. Thats all.

18.08.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Walks up to your lemonade stand*

Hey! Got any grapes?

17.08.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He didnt have any grapes.

16.08.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet they dont got any grapes.

16.08.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No Mr. Goat. You cant have my grapes!

16.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*waddles up to your humble lemonade stand*

Hey! Got any grapes?

16.08.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Grapes.

*waddles away, until the very next day*

16.08.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw this man running this lemonade stand get all flustered talking to the woman running the corner store. Gonna prank him into a relationship with her rq.

Let's see if he has any grapes.

15.08.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like a respectable kitten with lots of grapes.

15.08.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my- where?

Did they have any grapes?

15.08.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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