Jobber

Homer Simpson eats cloves, Tom Collins Mix and frozen pie crust. In this frame he does not appear to like it. Lisa looks on

Does it count as reading 47 pages if I read the equivalent in skeets?

"You know if we give them a lot less but change them a lot more, we'll have a lot more money next quarter"

Was he okay?

I wonder if he's shooting himself in the foot by constantly complaining about how cities are crime ridden cesspools? People think "I don't remember murder in the streets under Biden, things must have gotten bad fast under Trump"

Might as well interview a Ouija board

His problem was he only played every game like one time and rage quit after a single loss

When someone asks what parenting be like… 😂🤣
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"It's more art than science, oh that reminds me, we also want AI to take over art"

Glad they cancelled tariffs on all major trading partners like Penguin Island, and are only leaving them on Chinese, Canadian and Mexican goods, which they basically do no trade with. The markets bounced back because these are unimportant trading partners you see

1611 you say? Is the word from the King James Bible?

"Dog is called a moron" is frankly too good

This is clearly a guest room that the cat claimed as his own

CTV Cancelled a Fact-Checking Segment in Response to Political Pressure From Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives Audio recording shows CTV cancelled an ‘election misinformation’ segment with journalist Rachel Gilmore after online backlash from conservatives

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Reading Everything is Tuberculosis by @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social and feeling a strange urge to click 'like' on the printed page as I read particularly impactful passages

I remember thinking this would have been a huge hit if it had come out right on the heals of Civil War

Christians stole Mickey Mouse in a Santa hat from the pagans

A screenshot from Disney Plus showing about a dozen Christmas movies available on the platform

Apparently Christmas is so ingrained that they literally forget it's a Chritian Holiday

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This is an insane thing to post in the middle of actively shutting down any organization connected to the government that uses the words "diversity", "gender" or "woman"

This is grim as hell

This seems bad

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them, "I wish to remain silent." PERMANECE EN SILENCIO. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio. Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles: "Deseo permanecer en silencio".

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

Opinion | Trump’s War on D.E.I. Is Really a War on Civil Rights The genius of the right-wing crusade against D.E.I. is that the term is amorphous enough that it can mean many different things to many different people.

"[For the Right], D.E.I...is the mere presence of a woman or nonwhite person or disabled or transgender person in any high-skilled, high-status position. And their alternative isn’t some heretofore unknown standard of merit; it is the reintroduction of something like segregation."

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Deep Cuts to Medical Research Funds Could Hobble University Budgets Grants from the National Institutes of Health come with additional money for overhead. Proposed funding cuts would leave colleges with large budget gaps.

Now under Trump, the NIH says it is cutting ~$9 billion in federal research grants supporting medical research ranging from cancer to Alzheimer's diseases.

“I think it’s going to destroy research universities in the short term, and I don’t know after that." www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/u...

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole

Just gonna put this here...

Trump: "My administration will not stand by and watch men beat and batter female athletes. And it's gonna end, and it's ending right now, and nobody is gonna be able to do a damn thing about it, because when I speak, we speak with authority."