Hahaha damn, my eyes got better too. I just thought I was getting stronger the older I got 😡😡
04.03.2026 01:51 —
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I’ve basically worn contacts 24/7 for the better part of the last 25 years. Decided to get a couple pairs of glasses to give me lovely ol peepers a break from them every now and then 🤓🤓🤓🤓
03.03.2026 21:17 —
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Found out today that my lil sisters bf doesn’t like Zoey’s pizza because there’s “too much cheese” on it. I swear every time I’m around them I find out a new thing about him that I hate.
He has the palate of a 10 year old. Nothing but chicken tenders and spaghetti.
02.03.2026 01:03 —
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28.02.2026 16:58 —
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Right when I sat down with my coffee this morning I wondered what stupid shit happened over night. Then I logged on and saw it. I miss the boring Biden days. This is exhausting.
28.02.2026 15:16 —
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Today is my day off, so no reason to not start today with a beautiful Quiche Lorraine.
27.02.2026 12:30 —
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I just don’t understand why this team struggles to score at the beginning of almost every game. Just so freaking frustrating to watch.
26.02.2026 02:19 —
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Can’t think of a better night to watch the Hawks beat the hell outta Ohio State 🙌🙂🙂 #GoHawks
26.02.2026 01:54 —
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Just filled out a consultation form to get my first ever tattoo. 39 year old white dude in Iowa, and I’ll be having some 2pac wisdom on my body in the next couple months.
I’m excited
26.02.2026 00:15 —
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Man, the US Hockey team really made my joy about them winning gold disappear fast.
Laughing at Trump’s joke downplaying the women winning gold? What in the fuck is wrong with them. Just mindblowingly stupid shit.
Also, fuck Cosplaying Kash too.
23.02.2026 18:27 —
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Alright Hawks, let’s beat the hell outta these Badgers today🙌🐤
22.02.2026 21:00 —
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Two top 10 teams go down in Carver Hawkeye arena this week. It’s been beautiful to watch.
Now let’s see what the men can do in Madison. #GoHawks
22.02.2026 18:56 —
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22.02.2026 18:19 —
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He’s already had plenty today!
22.02.2026 16:21 —
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US vs Canada for gold, Iowa Women vs Michigan, and Iowa men vs Wisconsin.
Whatta day for sports
22.02.2026 14:29 —
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My guy, Potato
21.02.2026 23:54 —
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Quite possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.
20.02.2026 21:55 —
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For anyone that lives in the Cedar Valley area
18.02.2026 15:30 —
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Whatta fucking win. Beautiful bounce back from the outing on Saturday.
Thats a trademark W right there. First of the McCollum era #GoHawks
18.02.2026 04:17 —
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1. Just beer brats
2. Nope. I put everything into a Dutch oven and cooked it all together for about 45-60mins. Took a bit to get temp right. Stirring everyone 15 or so. The took them out, grilled, and put them right back in. Then simmered for 15 more mins.
3. Absolutely. With a little mustard!
16.02.2026 02:14 —
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Bbq rub** dammit 😂
16.02.2026 01:44 —
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Simmered the brats with beer, onions, kraut and a little Kinders BBQ run, then charred on the grill before putting back in for one last beer bath 😍🙌 #BBQmunity
16.02.2026 01:43 —
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First grill night of 2026 🙌🔥 #BBQmunity
15.02.2026 22:41 —
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ALDI for the friggin win 👀👀😍🔥
15.02.2026 01:34 —
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The NBA Dunk Contest needs Mac McClung. These guys are all great in game dunkers, but this contest is 🥱🥱
15.02.2026 00:36 —
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First sellout of the McCollum era and this team looks unfocused and tired.
Embarrassing.
14.02.2026 23:20 —
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Jirak came ready to play today and I dig it. The team has needed him so far.
14.02.2026 22:47 —
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This review of Acie Earl’s real estate business is…..something else. My lord.
13.02.2026 00:16 —
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Alright let’s extend this win streak, Hawks
11.02.2026 23:02 —
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Gonna have to watch Varsity Blues this weekend. Classic. RIP JVDB
11.02.2026 20:19 —
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