There are blood-drinking birds?! How did I not know this?
07.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are blood-drinking birds?! How did I not know this?
07.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In my defense, when I first started calling people younger than me kids, they were actual kids.
06.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
2026, JL. I’m ok. Mola Mola with a bite taken out of it. Text: ‘I’m ok.’
Things could be better. (This one’s for Hank.)
05.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0😂
05.03.2026 03:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m just so glad to be in NJ…which is something I never thought I’d say unironically, but here we are.
05.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me too. After all, there are now only 24 (or maybe 48) hours left to get them. 😁
04.03.2026 04:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Imperiale TF, Ransohoff DF, Itzkowitz SH, et al. Multitarget stool DNA testing for colorectal-cancer screening. N Engl J Med. 2014;370(14):1287-1297.
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Was this it? It’s on their site-
Cologuard found 92% of all colon cancers (and 94% of all stage I & II cancers) in a clinical study of 10,000 participants, ages 50-84 years old, who are of average risk for colorectal cancer.
Sources follow. 1/2
😂😂
01.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Update for future reference: it doesn’t matter. Either is fine. 😊
26.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like a plan. 😁
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2026, JL. PretzlTube, drawn for Project For Awesome 2026. The drawing consists of a tv set with a pretzel onscreen. ‘PretzlTube’ is written below the image. There are also fake quotes from Jarrod, Hank, and Ol’ Trashwater.
One last P4A2026(7) drawing - mwahaha! It’s PretzlTube!
#p4a2026 #Nerdfighters #NerdfArters
Fantastic! 💕
26.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What used to be the roller rink by me burned down not that long ago, and it still hurts to drive by it.
26.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Please tell me we can call it Linus.
26.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
For a moment I was like, ‘Has Barry Manilow hired a new PR team…?’
I’m so disappointed.
Good to know!
26.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s one beautiful baby! (Star, that is. Or protostar, to be more precise.)
26.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Glad you’re ok!
26.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg, I love your makeup, but that hair? Absolutely fantastic. 💕
26.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks for the answer! And that sounds like some awesome software.
26.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t do noble gases. They’re so full of themselves.
26.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is it, if you don’t mind? What does it do? (Don’t feel like you have to answer. I know life is busy.). 😊
26.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Too late, sadly. I think you’ve already learned the lesson, and you’re upset by its vast amount of suckage.
Which is appropriate, ‘cause it sucks.
Welp, that’s horrifying.
22.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now we know what really happened to the Grinch.
21.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😱
21.02.2026 16:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please don’t die, Lee. We would miss you.
20.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are no lame dinosaurs. Lame and dinosaurs are an oxymoron. 😁
20.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What haven’t you done is probably a shorter list. 😁
20.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0